Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐ต๐โโฌ๐น๐น๏ธ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” ๐ฏ
Hollow Knight: Silksong the Instant Classic… or is it?!? ๐
The Magnificent Hollow Knight: Silksong Soundtrack ๐ชฒ
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne ๐พ
Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! ๐ช [Sponsored Post]
Notes on Guy Fawkes Night From an English Person ๐๐งจ
John Candy: I Like Me the Excellent and Moving Documentary
Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” ๐ง
Silt: Unique & Spooky Puzzle Adventure Splash โฌโฌ
Faith: The Unholy Trinity is Old School Survival Horror โช
This is Gaudรญ by Mollie Claypool ๐จ
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* ๐ฅฐ
Standing Ovation Enterprises Ltd. ๐ [Sponsored Post]
Predator: Killer of Killers – A Big HELL YEAH From Us ๐ฅ
Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) ๐
Spiritfarer the Farewell Melodies Live at Cadogan Hall ๐
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE ๐ฑ
The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: Great Books That Never Were ๐
Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” ๐ฎโ๐จ
Easy Delivery Co.: Chilled Out Delivery Game in the Snow ๐ป
DROME by Jesse Lonergan ๐
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean ๐งผ
Eyjafjallajรถkulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas ๐ [Sponsored Post]
How you doin’? Joey From Friends Quote Off Extravganza! ๐ฅฐ
Seaman: Bizarre Philosophical Dreamcast Virtual Pet Thing ๐
Le Mans 24 Hours: Dreamcast Romp With 24 Hour Option ๐
Skipshock by Caroline O’Donoghue ๐ฐ๏ธ
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish ๐
The Old Man Cap and Bazooka Pub ๐บ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ [Sponsored Post]
Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri (dark humour, drama)๐ชง
Doorknob the Autobiography: Great Books That Never Were ๐ช
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” ๐ช
Prune: Trees Aplenty in Fab Artistic Puzzle Lark ๐
Strange Horticulture: Sell Plants to Oddballs in Occult Jaunt ๐
Sly Lives! Questlove Doco on Sly and the Family Stone ๐ท
Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas ๐
