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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The Funky Drummers who are foul-smelling
August 1, 2025August 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Funky Drummers: Smelly Bands That Never Were 👃

Tenners the £10 tennis game for sport
July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tenners: The Sport With Ten Pound Notes 🎾💸 [Sponsored Post]

Panic Room with Jodie Foster
July 30, 2025July 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Panic Room: KEEP CALM and Carry On Watching 🌆

Frankenstain or, The Modern Polisher
July 29, 2025July 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Frankenstain; or, The Modern Mopper: Great Books That Never Were 🧹

How kids can handle strict parents
July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Mummy and daddy are VERY STRICT what do I do!?” 😡

Donkey Kong Bananza on the Nintendo Switch 2
July 27, 2025August 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Bananza: The Instant Switch 2 Masterpiece 🍌

Donkey Kong Bananza with Pauline the musician
July 27, 2025August 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Donkey Kong Bananza’s Wonderful Music 🪘

The Who's Baba O'Riley vinyl single
July 26, 2025July 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Baba O’Riley: The Who’s Hypnotic Electric Number 💊

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July 25, 2025July 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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Violent VPN service for businesses
July 24, 2025July 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Violent VPN: The Aggressive Privacy Platform 👊 [Sponsored Post]

The Blair Witch Project 1999 horror film
July 23, 2025August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Blair Witch Project: Psychological Horror and Snot 🧙

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before romance book
July 22, 2025July 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before: Great Books That Never Were 💌

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

Taria & Como the Playdate platformer
July 20, 2025July 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Taria & Como: Brilliant Playdate Puzzle-Platformer With Spirit 💗

Black Hole Havoc on the Playdate
July 20, 2025July 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Black Hole Havoc: The Groovy Puzzle Shooter Majigger 🌌

Princess Mononoke's Journey to the West Landscape
July 19, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Princess Mononoke’s Journey to the West Landscape ⛰️

Cats on video calls at work business guide
July 18, 2025July 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats on Video Calls at Work Employment Law Guide 🐈‍⬛

HRU - The Dating App for Lazy Men
July 17, 2025July 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

HRU: The Dating App for Lazy Men 💘 [Sponsored Post]

Fyre - The Greatest Party That Never Happened
July 16, 2025July 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened Doco Review 🥳🏝️

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

Curry the horror novel
July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Curry: Great Horror Books That Never Were 🍛

(the) Gnorp Apologue
July 13, 2025July 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

(the) Gnorp Apologue: Fantastic Idle Game With Bags of Moolah 💰

Tower Wizard the idle game
July 13, 2025July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tower Wizard: Addictive Idle Game With Extra Magic 🧙‍♂️

The Surfer starring Nic Cage
July 12, 2025July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Surfer: Aussie Heatwaves & Nic Cage 🏄‍♂️🌞

AI Haiku
July 11, 2025July 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

AI Haiku: Embrace the Lazy World of Auto-Generated Poetry 🤖

Interior design for cat owners
July 10, 2025July 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

CardBoard: Interior Design for Terrified Cat Owners 🏠🐱 [Sponsored Post]

The great indoor vs outdoor cat debate
July 9, 2025July 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Indoor vs Outdoor Cat Debate 🐱

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Nico Hulkenberg scores his first podium
July 7, 2025July 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Nico Hulkenberg’s 239 Race Odyssey for a Podium 🥉

The Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack
July 6, 2025July 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Super Mario Galaxy’s Beautiful Soundtrack 🌌

Why do cats love cardboard boxes?
July 5, 2025July 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Love Cardboard Boxes? 📦

Invitation to a Billionaire's Birthday Party
July 3, 2025July 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Invitation to a Billionaire’s Birthday Party 💰🧧 [Sponsored Post]

Attack on London: Hunting the 7/7 Bombers documentary
July 2, 2025July 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Attack on London: Hunting the 7/7 Bombers Documentary (Review)

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

The Hangover Games book
June 30, 2025June 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Hangover Games: Great Books That Never Were 🤢

Link being called THIEF in Link's Awakening
June 29, 2025July 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

THIEF: Shoplifting and Life Lessons in Link’s Awakening 🏪

Trainwreck Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix
June 28, 2025June 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Trainwreck: Poop Cruise Horrorshow Documentary 🛳️💩😷

The Fried Egg Cafe
June 26, 2025June 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Fried Egg Café (Only Serving Fried Eggs) 🍳 [Sponsored Post]

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