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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Stephen's Sausage Roll indie game
May 11, 2025May 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Stephen’s Sausage Roll (🌭) is a Perfect Puzzle Game

That's Not My Neighbour indie game
May 11, 2025May 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

That’s not my neighbour: Job Simulator With Doppelganger Removal 🚨

The story of Boullion Chartier the Parisian restaurant
May 10, 2025May 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Paris’ Iconic Chartier Establishments🥖🇫🇷

Moral Panic Services Enterprises Ltd.
May 8, 2025May 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Moral Panic Services Enterprises Ltd. 😨 [Sponsored Post]

America Hysteria podcast
May 7, 2025May 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

American Hysteria: Podcast on Moral Panics and Urban Legends 😱

Cats haiku special
May 6, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Haiku Special – Purrs and Puns 🐈‍⬛🐈

The Time Traveller's Wife and Cement Mixer
May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Traveller’s Wife and Cement Mixer: Great Books That Never Were 🧱

In Other Waters indie game
May 4, 2025May 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

In Other Waters: Divine Adventure Experience in Liquid Space 🌊

The Pale Beyond indie game
May 4, 2025May 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Pale Beyond: Tense Narrative Antarctic Adventure on Ice ⚓❄️

This is Rembrandt by Jorella Andrews
May 3, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

This is Rembrandt by Jorella Andrews 🎭

Sponsored posts
May 1, 2025May 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

PRESS RELEASE! Excessive Corporate Smarm Regarding Our Sponsored Posts 💰 [Sponsored Post]

Local Hero 1983 film
April 30, 2025April 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Local Hero: Bittersweet Look at Village Life Meets Capitalism 🌊

The Berks of Being a Wallflower
April 29, 2025April 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Berks of Being a Wallflower: Great Books That Never Were 🌼

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

Spilled! the indie game
April 27, 2025April 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spilled! Relaxing Clean-Up Game With a Boat ⛵

Bugaboo Pocket
April 27, 2025April 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bugaboo Pocket: Virtual Pet Romp With Extra Buggy Cuteness🪲

The Who I Can't Explain single
April 26, 2025April 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

I Can’t Explain: Exploring The Who’s CATCHY First Single 🤔

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973
April 25, 2025April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973 🍕

Don't Look Up film
April 24, 2025April 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Don’t Look Up: Fun Satirical Black Comedy on Human Delusions ☄️

Frankenstein 1931 poster
April 22, 2025April 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“It’s alive!” Frankenstein Quote Off Extravaganza! 🧌

Only Pools and Horses reality TV show
April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Only Pools and Horses: Great Reality TV Shows That Never Were 🐴🥽

Koira indie game
April 20, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Koira: Explore a Snowy Forest With Your Dog in a Beautiful Lark ☃️

Tiny Glade the relaxing diorama builder
April 20, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tiny Glade: Super Charming & Relaxing Diorama Builder 🏰

Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob by Huw Aaron
April 19, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob by Huw Aaron 🟢

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” ☕

Digital Marketing Rehabilitation Centre
April 17, 2025April 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Digital Marketing Rehab – Get IDEATION FREE Today! 🏥 [Sponsored Post]

Becoming Led Zeppelin documentary
April 16, 2025April 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Becoming Led Zeppelin: Impressive Look at the Iconic Rockers 🎸🥁

The Plunger Games
April 15, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Plunger Games: Great Books That Never Were 🪠

2001: A Space Odyssey poster
April 14, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL” Quote off Extravaganza

The Old Man's Journey
April 13, 2025April 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Old Man’s Journey: The Serene Soul Searcher of a Game 🌄

Viewfinder the puzzle game
April 13, 2025April 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Viewfinder: Inspired Puzzler Concept With Photographic Wit 📷

Keith Moon drumming podcast
April 12, 2025July 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast: The Life of Keith Moon (and other explosions) 🥁💥

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” 🍲

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills
April 10, 2025April 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills 🛍️ [Sponsored Post]

The Lost German Girl
April 9, 2025May 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the “Lost German Girl” of Post-WWII

The Daily Express ALSO Rises
April 8, 2025April 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Express ALSO Rises: Great Books That Never Were 📰🌅

The Dracula-la-las vampire pop group
April 7, 2025April 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dracula-la-las: Vampire Band With Biting Pop Ditties 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️🧛

Mouthwashing the psychological horror game
April 6, 2025April 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwashing: Brilliant Psychological Horror in Space ☄️

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