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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Little Nightmares II
December 10, 2023December 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Little Nightmares II: Horror Galore in Suspense Majigger

Carl Friedrich Seiffert's Die Blaue Frotte auf Capri from 1860
December 9, 2023December 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Carl Friedrich Seiffert and the Blue Grotto on Capri (1860) 🔵

Introducing the PooStation 5
December 8, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮

Pomposity centre for being upper class and posh
December 7, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lord Rupertson III’s Pomposity Centre for Erudite Elucidation on Imperious Superciliousness Pertaining to High Societal Necessitations [Sponsored Post]

Tár the 2022 psychological thriller
December 6, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tár: Thriller With Composed Political Considerations 🎵

The blame game at work
December 5, 2023December 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Blame Game at Work: How to Get Away With Errors

Addicted to picnics
December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺

Super Mario Bros. Wonder on the Nintendo Switch
December 3, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Absurd, Inspired, and Colossal Fun

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 6
December 3, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 6: The Last of the MK Waves 😭

Child of Light soundtrack by Cœur de pirate
December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cœur de pirate’s Beautiful Child of Light Soundtrack

Christmas panic button
December 1, 2023December 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Panic Stations 🚨 (marmalade special)

Singing lessons with a giant panda
November 30, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With a Giant Panda 🐼 [Sponsored Post]

American Hustle
November 29, 2023November 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

American Hustle: Great Fun Black Comedy & Crime Caper

Tess of the d'Ubervilles
November 28, 2023November 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tess of the d’Ubervilles: Great Novels That Never Were

The best gift ideas for husbands
November 27, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁

Space Invaders the arcade game
November 26, 2023November 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Space Invaders: Iconic Shoot ’em up Arcade Unit Behemoth 👾

Nintendo's Arm Wrestling arcade game
November 26, 2023November 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Arm Wrestling (video game): Nintendo’s Arcade Curiosity 💪

Owlboy the soundtrack by Jonathan Geer
November 25, 2023November 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Owlboy Soundtrack: Tribute to Johnathan Geer’s Music 🦉

Santa's Roller Coaster of Doom
November 24, 2023November 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Roller Coaster of Doom 🎢

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics
November 23, 2023November 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics [Sponsored Post]

You're Wrong About podcast
November 22, 2023November 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

You’re Wrong About (podcast): Listen to This & Enjoy it, Dammit!

T. Rex real sounds and noises
November 21, 2023November 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

T. Rex Real Sound Demonstration is Bloody Scary Stuff 🦖

The best video games for autistic adults
November 21, 2023November 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Video Games for Autistic Adults 🎮

The drama of surface acting at work
November 20, 2023November 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surface Acting at Work: How Employees Blag it One

A Plague Tale: Requiem
November 19, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Plague Tale: Requiem Has More Rats & Majestic Medieval Music

Spirittea the indie game
November 19, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spirttea: Cosy Spirited Away Type Teaism Simulation

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams
November 18, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams

Kenneth the walrus' business masterclass tips
November 17, 2023November 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥

Pole vaulting classes and their health benefits
November 16, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pole Vaulting Beginner’s Classes!!! [Sponsored Post]

The Automat documentary film with Mel Brooks
November 15, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Automat: Mel Brooks & Coin-Operated Vending Machines

Goldfinger the James Bond film
November 14, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Quote Off!

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

Jusant the indie game by DON'T NOD
November 12, 2023November 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jusant: Excellent Rock Climbing Romp Has Many Peaks

Solar Ash the game
November 12, 2023November 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Solar Ash: Kinetic Sci-Fi Platforming Fun and Games

Shōgun by James Clavell
November 11, 2023April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shōgun by James Clavell

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd.
November 9, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
November 8, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On: Glorious & Poignant Stop-Motion Romp About Life

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