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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 3
December 18, 2022December 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Booster Course Pass Wave 3 (is awesome)

PalmRide the indie game
December 18, 2022December 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

PalmRide: Synth Music Galore in Pixel Art ’80s Tribute Act

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester
December 17, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – £10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Adaptation film 2002 with Nic Cage
December 14, 2022December 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Adaptation: Streep! Cage x2! The Meta Comedy-Drama With an Edge

Bloop Peter the profane kids TV show
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bloop Peter: Obscene Take on the Classic Blue Peter Kids Show

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Norco the indie game
December 11, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Norco: Excellent Point and Click Adventure With Added Synth

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King
December 10, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Evil Mr. Duck's Quacking Lighthouse
December 8, 2022November 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Mr. Duck’s Quacking Lighthouse [Sponsored Post]

Big the 1988 film with Tom Hanks
December 7, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Big: Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Romp With Floor Keyboards

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

The Giraffes the '60s novelty band
December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffes: ’60s Rockers Who (ironically) Fell Short of Greatness

OMORI the RPG
December 4, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OMORI: Hikikomori in Psychological Horror RPG

Mind Scanners the indie game
December 4, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mind Scanners: The Disturbing Retro-Futuristic Psychiatry Sim

Statue of Boccherini playing the cello to La Musica Notturna delle Strade di Madrid
December 3, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Passa Calle: Celebrating Boccherini’s La Musica Notturna delle Strade di Madrid

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
December 1, 2022December 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

Leave No Trace the 2018 film
November 30, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leave No Trace: Excellent Drama on PTSD Affecting Family Life

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Signalis the indie game
November 27, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Signalis: Spooky Survival Horror With Many, Many Keys

Somerville the indie game
November 27, 2022November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Somerville: Indulge in Some Sci-Fi Catastrophe and Survival

Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London podcast review
November 26, 2022June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #15: Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

The Bad Movie Bible
November 23, 2022May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bad Movie Bible: Glorious Tribute to Dodgy B Movies

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

How to channel your inner bitch
November 21, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I channel my inner bitch, please?”

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Public Image the Public Image Ltd. single
November 19, 2022November 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Public Image: PiL’s First Single (and Keith Levene Tribute)

Beauty and the Belch fairy tale story
November 18, 2022November 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

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