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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Castlevania on the Nintendo 64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

Greyson Nekrutman drumming
January 21, 2023February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Greyson Nekrutman: The Emerging Superstar Young Drummer 🥁

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
January 19, 2023January 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Thug life with Caravaggio and his genius art
January 18, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Caravaggio: The Criminal Record of a Genius Artist

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

The Sega Toylet urinal arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Toylet: Interactive Urinal-Based Gaming… Fun

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga the arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga: Arcade Kancho Sim for Practical Jokers

Ocean at the End of the Lane the theatrical play
January 14, 2023January 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Fantasy, Physicality, & the Stage

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Sound of Metal film
January 11, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sound of Metal and the Acceptance of Deafness

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Cult of the Lamb
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cult of the Lamb: There’s Always Time to Start a Cult, Dammit!

Neversong the indie game
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Neversong: Psychological Platformer With a Baseball Bat

The Facemaker: One Surgeon's Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I by Lindsey Fitzharris
January 7, 2023January 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Facemaker: One Surgeon’s Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I

Tall people at work guide
January 6, 2023January 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Everything Everywhere All at Once the 2022 film
January 4, 2023January 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Everything Everywhere All at Once: Now With Extra Taxes

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Dome Keeper the indie game
January 1, 2023December 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dome Keeper: Drill & Defend in Fabulous Roguelike Strategy Thing

Darkwood the survival horror indie game
January 1, 2023December 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Darkwood: Don’t Go Down to the Bloody Woods Today

Professional Moron's End of Year 2022 Bonanza
December 31, 2022December 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s End of Year Bonanza 2022

A lot of crazy Santa Clauses
December 30, 2022December 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Movie Adapation! 🎞️

Derek's Dangerous Doormats Ltd.
December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Thirteen Lives Ron Howard's 2022 film
December 28, 2022December 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Thirteen Lives: Excellent True to Life Survival Drama

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Lion King on the Super Nintendo
December 24, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion King: ROAR! Fun 1994 Game Tie-In for Disney Thing

March of the Penguins on the Game Boy Advance
December 24, 2022December 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

March of the Penguins: Lemmings Style Oscar Winner Spin Off

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

Unkempt Ug's Caveman Kissogram
December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug’s Caveman Kissogram Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Avatar: The Way of Water
December 21, 2022December 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: The Way of Water (yep, we liked it a lot)

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

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