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Cheese tea number 2 from @ohayotea and this majigger was most excellent! Merci! 🍓 🧀 #cheesetea #cheese #tea #tealover #tealovers #Manchester #fruittea #strawberrycheesetea
Some cartoon characters are lurking around #Manchester. We have #DangerMouse and #Penfold (apparently a hamster). Plus, #CountDuckula. Groovy. #cityart #graffiti #grafittiart #dangermousefanart
Another Friday #Marmite spotting! It’s all about the #cheese. #marmitelover #food #foodporn #cheeselover #cheeseaddict #cheeseslices
Foggy morn’! #fog #foggy #foggymorning #Manchester #strangewaysprison #city #cityscape #architecture #architecturephotography
Look! It’s Diddy Kong Racing!! Always preferred this to Mario Kart. #SuperMarioKart #SNES #snesclassic #MarioKart #retro #retrogaming #retrogamingcommunity #retrogames
Wow. Check out that bin! #Manchester #citylife #city #architecture #architecturephotography #archway #archways 🏛

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