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Tag: Books

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing
January 25, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing 🪙

Abstract Expressionism by David Anfam
January 11, 2025February 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Abstract Expressionism by David Anfam 🎨

The Da Vinci Toad
January 10, 2025January 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Da Vinci Toad: Great Books That Never Were 🐸

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

Professional Moron's 2024 shambles in review
December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review 🟡

Christmas haiku poetry special
December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special 🎅🎄✍️

The Snow Con Man book
December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮

War and Please the novel
November 25, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Please: Great Books That Never Were 🪖

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard
November 23, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard 👊🎨⚔️

Cats in Art - From Prehistoric to Neo-Pop Masterpieces by Alix Paré
November 9, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cats in Art by Alix Paré 🐱

The Age of Incense
November 4, 2024November 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Incense: Great Books That Never Were 🕯️

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

The Stolen Book Club where readers discuss stolen books
October 17, 2024October 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Stolen Book Club 📚 [Sponsored Post]

Less Miserables the book
October 7, 2024October 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Less Miserables: Great Books That Never Were 😔

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special 🍂

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were 🍂

The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

50 Shades of Hay a romance novel with dried grass
September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

Papillon book by Henri Charrière
September 7, 2024September 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Papillon by Henri Charrière 🦋⚖️

Hokusai's Fuji art book
August 31, 2024September 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hokusai’s Fuji: Woodblock Art Book Review🗻

Heart of Dorkness
August 30, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heart of Dorkness – Great Novels That Never Were 🤓

James and the Giant But Boring Speech
August 6, 2024August 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant But Boring Speech: Great Books That Never Were 🥱

The Unofficial SNES/Famicom Visual Compendium by Bitmap Books
July 13, 2024July 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SNES (Super Nintendo) Visual Compendium by Bitmap Books 📔

The Turn of the Brew horror novel about cups of tea
July 10, 2024July 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Turn of the Brew: Great Books That Never Were ☕

A Sea of Oranges short story
June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges 🍊

Animal Form the bureaucratic book of forms for animals
June 18, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Form: Great Bureaucratic Books That Never Were 📑

The Book of Disco with many disco lights strobing away
June 10, 2024June 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Disco: Great Compendiums That Never Were 🪩🕺

The Dog Delusion book about dogs not existing
June 3, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Dog Delusion: Great Books That Never Were 🐶

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken 🍔🍟🍪

The Irregular Gardener book about a lazy gardening man
May 27, 2024May 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Irregular Gardener: Great Books That Never Were 🧑‍🌾

The Vengeful Hedgehog out for revenge
May 22, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #14: The Vengeful Hedgehog 🦔

A City on Mars Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through? By Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
May 18, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A City On Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith 🚀

An egg in its shell
May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg 🥚

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

£19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

£19.84: Great Books That Never Were 💸

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers 💬

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman
April 13, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman ⌚

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