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Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅

Fish mouthwash dental hygiene concept with fishes
December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries 🍛💣 [Sponsored Post]

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence
November 21, 2024November 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence👨‍💼👩‍💼 [Sponsored Post]

Santa Claus and a dog barking woof
November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

Butter wine for the sophisticated oenophile
October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Wine: Now With Extra Butter 🧈🍷 [Sponsored Post]

An employee making a grievous error while visiting human resources
October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Role of Human Resources at Work (Dos and Don’ts) 👔

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd.
October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd. 🥔🥗 [Sponsored Post]

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo 🧴🪓 [Sponsored Post]

Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chainsaw Opera: REVOLUTIONARY Music Venue 🎻🪚 [Sponsored Post]

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🪐🛳️🗻

Dale and Dawson Stationery Supplies video game
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies: Work Harder, You Communists! 🗂️

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd.
September 5, 2024September 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🏗️🌈

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

Stomachs rumbling at work during a business meeting
August 9, 2024August 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stomach Rumbling at Work: Another Draconian Employment Law Guide 🧑‍💼

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd.
August 8, 2024August 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd. 🐅 [Sponsored Post]

Men wearing pink shirts to the office guide
July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Manly Men Wearing Pink Shirts at Work Employment Law Guide 👚

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers 💥

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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A bored employee at work balancing a pencil on her nose
June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Boredom at Work and Dealing With Listless Employees 🥱

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Spot of Tea With a T. Rex ☕🦖 [Sponsored Post]

A stunningly boring guide to using a computer mouse at work
June 7, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Using a Computer Mouse in the Office (Stunningly Boring Business Guide) 🖱️🐭🏢

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd.
June 6, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd. ⛔ [Sponsored Post]

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Janet’s Nail Bar 💅 [Sponsored Post]

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

The Crisps Whisperer man whispering at a bag of crisps
May 23, 2024May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Crisps Whisperer Business Services Ltd. 🥔 [Sponsored Post]

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