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June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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A bored employee at work balancing a pencil on her nose
June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Boredom at Work and Dealing With Listless Employees 🥱

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
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A stunningly boring guide to using a computer mouse at work
June 7, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Using a Computer Mouse in the Office (Stunningly Boring Business Guide) 🖱️🐭🏢

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Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Janet’s Nail Bar 💅 [Sponsored Post]

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

The Crisps Whisperer man whispering at a bag of crisps
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Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

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The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard 🤧 [Sponsored Post]

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) 🤬

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety 🦒🏋 [Sponsored Post]

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) 😐 [Sponsored Post]

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) 🍻🍷🍸

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide 📦

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Singing lessons with Sam the sheep
January 25, 2024January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony 😌

Fish beer, the beer with fish flavour that's brilliant
January 11, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Beer! The BEST Beer In Town! [Sponsored Post] 🐟🍻

Geezer Potion for real men seeking dates
January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Shoopastedorant is the Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE
December 28, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoopastedorant: Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE [Sponsored Post]

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster 💥

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