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Tag: Capitalism

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages โ˜•

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups๐Ÿฒ

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks
January 27, 2025January 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ”

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing
January 25, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing ๐Ÿช™

The horror of a squeaky swivel chair at work
January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Squeaking Swivel Chairs in the Office (Employment Law Guide) ๐Ÿช‘

The shotgun vacuum cleaner product for safety
December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿงน [Sponsored Post]

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa ๐Ÿฅซ [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! ๐Ÿฅช

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฅ

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ””โš ๏ธโ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›‘

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฅณ

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence
November 21, 2024November 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ [Sponsored Post]

Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
November 13, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Everybody Wants to Rule the World – Tears for Fears’ Iconic Track ๐ŸŒŽ

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿข

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport
October 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿš…๐Ÿ”‡

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! ๐Ÿ€

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅด

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿช“ [Sponsored Post]

Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) โฑ๏ธ

Cookie Clicker the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cookie Clicker: The Absurd, Brilliant Satirical Idle Click-a-Thon ๐Ÿช

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk ๐Ÿฅ›

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker ๐ŸŽ‰

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd. [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ป

Human Resource Machine by Tomorrow Corporation
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Human Resource Machine: Unique Puzzle Programming Concept ๐Ÿ‘”

Dale and Dawson Stationery Supplies video game
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies: Work Harder, You Communists! ๐Ÿ—‚๏ธ

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis ๐ŸŽ

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink ๐Ÿ˜ก

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd.
September 5, 2024September 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks ๐Ÿ•

Stomachs rumbling at work during a business meeting
August 9, 2024August 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stomach Rumbling at Work: Another Draconian Employment Law Guide ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd.
June 6, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd. โ›” [Sponsored Post]

A City on Mars Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through? By Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
May 18, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A City On Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith ๐Ÿš€

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” ๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿ“

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ‹

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide ๐Ÿ“ฆ

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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