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December 24, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Year in Review Extravaganza! (2023) 😀

Santa hires some Robot Christmas workers who strike
December 22, 2023December 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖

How to deal with the office idiot
December 18, 2023December 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Office Idiot: How to Deal With Your Resident Halfwit

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December 8, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮

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Mr. Saitou: Super Cute Satire on Working Life (with llamaworms)

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The Manly Guide to Women at Work
June 9, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Women at Work: How to Manage Working Women at the Workplace

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue
April 8, 2023May 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue

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April 6, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

SQUAWK the parrot political party
March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SQUAWK: The Parrot Political Party [Sponsored Post]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
February 20, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

Happiness by Steve Cutts
August 24, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Happiness: Relatable Depiction of the Rat Race by Steve Cutts

Going Under the indie game
August 14, 2022August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Going Under: Satirical Mockery of Stifling Startups

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

Red blood cells in a vein
April 5, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

Flappy Bird the indie mobile game
March 20, 2022March 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flappy Bird: The Notorious Mobile Hit That Caused Total Controversy

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

Grand Theft Auto V
July 12, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto V: An Entertaining & Violent Game

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July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020August 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

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June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
April 25, 2020August 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Communist Manifesto by Marx & Engels

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

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February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

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