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Tag: Cinema

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016June 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge – The Movie Abomination We Love To Hate

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016March 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Fargo poster
March 8, 2016January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Fargo: Kinda Funny Lookin’ Classic Black Comedy Hits 20

Princess Mononoke DVD
February 14, 2016March 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Princess Mononoke: Behold Studio Ghibli’s Masterpiece

The Land Before Time
November 16, 2015January 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Land Before Time: Dino Romp is Almost 30

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
October 16, 2015January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 40th Anniversary Special

Empire of the Sun
September 18, 2015May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun by J.G. Ballard

September 17, 2015September 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Pulp Fiction 3D Remake: Cast Exclusively & Officially Revealed!

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

Jaws Quint
June 20, 2015June 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

Shawshank Redemption
May 30, 2015December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Shawshank Redemption: Check Out This Groovy 8 Bit NES Version

March 17, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Pontificating About “How d’you like them apples?”

February 18, 2015February 19, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!

January 31, 2015February 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films

The Terminator
January 21, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces!

January 16, 2015February 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!!!

November 29, 2014January 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Reaction

November 17, 2014January 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Dumb and Dumber To – Why? WHY!?!?

Withnail and I
October 27, 2014January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I is a Film Trip Worth Taking

Morgan Freeman
October 3, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Should Morgan Freeman Narrate Next?

February 15, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Have FUN This Weekend

Prometheus (2012)
November 10, 2012August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus (2012): Revisiting Ridley Scott’s Weird Alien Film

October 27, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: New Interpretations of Cinema’s Classics

Looper
October 13, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Looper: Great Fun Sci-Fi Time Travel Romp

October 5, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

September 18, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: Part #1

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

August 16, 2012April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

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