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Tag: Cinema

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019November 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

Tremors film from 1990
November 13, 2019November 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 2, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!

Gorillas in the Mist
September 11, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message

Woodstock 1969 poster
August 14, 2019August 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival

The King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
August 7, 2019October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Akira
July 24, 2019July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Akira: Legendary & Radioactive Animated Cult Classic

Voice acting curtain call
July 14, 2019November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bad Video Game Voice Acting: A Celebration (of sorts)

congo - cinema quad movie poster (1).jpg
July 10, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

The Sword in the Stone by Disney
June 26, 2019June 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp

Memento
June 12, 2019May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Memento: Christopher Nolan’s Breakout Masterpiece

24 Hour Party People
May 8, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
May 1, 2019August 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic

April 24, 2019February 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache

Crocodile Dundee
April 18, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Nighttime
April 15, 2019April 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Independence Night

Avatar
April 10, 2019February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Clouds with sunshine shining through
February 13, 2019February 13, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

Awakenings
February 12, 2019February 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama From Dr. Oliver Sacks

The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest with Jack Nicholson
December 25, 2018February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: Still Not Mad, Just Stunning

Toy Story
December 6, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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