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Tag: Cinema

The Automatic Moving Company
November 18, 2020November 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Automatic Moving Company: 1912 Stop-Motion Jaunt

Deliverance the 1972 film
November 11, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Deliverance: Camping Romp With Banjos & Rivers

Weekend at Bernie's II
September 23, 2020September 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Weekend at Bernie’s II: High-Concept Comedy About Death

All is Lost starring Robert Redford.
September 16, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

All is Lost: Gem of a Survival Drama With Robert Redford

Whiplash the film
August 26, 2020August 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: A Casual Film Romp About Drumming

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

Jason and the Argonauts
August 5, 2020August 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jason and the Argonauts: Epic With Argy-Bargy Skeletons

Braveheart
July 29, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: The Greatest Film Ever Made

Heavy rain on a street with parking lines
July 9, 2020July 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Filming in the Rain: How Movies Make it Look Like it’s Heaving

Innerspace
July 1, 2020July 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Innerspace: Inventive Sci-Fi Romp With Ace Practical Effects

Twister- 1996 film
June 17, 2020July 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Twister: Windy Blockbuster From 1996 With CGI

James Cromwell and the pig in Babe
June 11, 2020June 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Babe: “That’ll do, pig” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

The Wrong Trousers
May 27, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Trousers: Wallace & Gromit Epic About Pants

A Grand Day Out
May 20, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Grand Day Out: Wallace and Gromit Prove the Moon is Cheese

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020May 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

Inception
May 6, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Inception: 10th Anniversary For Nolan’s Sleepy Film

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020April 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

The TIme Machine - You will orbit into the fantastic future
April 8, 2020April 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Time Machine: 1960 Classic With Morlocks & Tourism

Asterix in Britain
April 1, 2020April 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Asterix in Britain: Celebrating the Fun Comic Book Jaunt

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Total Recall 1990 film with Arnold Schwarzenegger
February 19, 2020February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

The Angry Red Planet
February 12, 2020February 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Angry Red Planet: Sci-Fi Cult Classic & Proof of Life on Mars

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019November 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

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