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A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016August 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

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