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Tag: EMployment

A man with a disgusting nose in the workplace
December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃

Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide 🍝

Sledgehammers at work
May 26, 2025May 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Bring Your Sledgehammer to Work Day” Employment Law Guide 🔨

Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs 🤧

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” 😱

The horror of a squeaky swivel chair at work
January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Squeaking Swivel Chairs in the Office (Employment Law Guide) 🪑

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” ☄️

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

An employee making a grievous error while visiting human resources
October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Role of Human Resources at Work (Dos and Don’ts) 👔

Dale and Dawson Stationery Supplies video game
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies: Work Harder, You Communists! 🗂️

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd.
August 8, 2024August 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd. 🐅 [Sponsored Post]

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers 💥

A bored employee at work balancing a pencil on her nose
June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Boredom at Work and Dealing With Listless Employees 🥱

A stunningly boring guide to using a computer mouse at work
June 7, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Using a Computer Mouse in the Office (Stunningly Boring Business Guide) 🖱️🐭🏢

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It 🎈

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) 🍻🍷🍸

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide 📦

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony 😌

Santa hires some Robot Christmas workers who strike
December 22, 2023December 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖

How to deal with the office idiot
December 18, 2023December 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Office Idiot: How to Deal With Your Resident Halfwit

Snow at work guide
October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Snowing at Work: Laws Regarding Late Employees Due to Snow

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Subordinate Snooping: MONITOR STAFF NOW!!! ⚠️ [Sponsored Post]

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