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Tag: Horror

Luigi's Mansion 3
February 7, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun

Return to Oz
January 27, 2021January 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Return to Oz: There’s No Place Like a Terrifying Kids Movie

Congo by Michael Crichton
December 26, 2020January 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Congo by Michael Crichton

Deliverance the 1972 film
November 11, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Deliverance: Camping Romp With Banjos & Rivers

Resident Evil 7
November 1, 2020November 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard—Shiver Me Timbers, It’s Scary!

Resident Evil on the PlayStation in 1996
November 1, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil: The Landmark PlayStation Scary Thing

A Plague Tale: Innocence
August 30, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Plague Tale: Innocence—A Game With Rats, Innit

Carrion
August 2, 2020August 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020April 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

ZombiU for the Wii U
March 29, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Tremors film from 1990
November 13, 2019November 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019April 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Resident Evil 4 - Wii Edition
June 16, 2019November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 4: Super Spooky Gorefest is Still Violent

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology

Ravenous soundtrack image
February 1, 2019March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ravenous’ Soundtrack: Banjos, Existential Dismay, & Quirk

January 6, 2019February 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Alien Isolation: The Scariest Scary Horror Game Since Scares Began

Diablo III - Eternal Collection
November 18, 2018November 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)

Half-Life 2 Episode One
November 4, 2018March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 – Episode One: The Madness Gets Better

The Silence of the Lambs
October 31, 2018February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Jaws
June 6, 2018October 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Cinema Legend With Sharp Teeth & Maverick Sea Captain

Alien
May 23, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Alien: Still One of the Scariest Scares in Scary Horror History

May 12, 2018May 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

INSIDE (2016) – Indie Game Masterpiece in Review

Blue Velvet
March 28, 2018January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Blue Velvet: Depraved Classic is Still Depraved (and a classic)

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

November 19, 2017April 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Doom: Ultra-Violent Shooty Boom Ratta Tatt Tatt on Switch

Watership Down film
October 18, 2017March 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever

Resident Evil
October 29, 2015November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil

March 18, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Butterflies

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

Great white shark swimming - is this your next pet
July 31, 2012March 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pet Great White Shark: Why It’s Not a Good Idea

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