Hello. I’m Nibbles the Horror Hamster, a rodent schooled in a comprehensive human-based skillset for all things Halloween. You name it, I can do it (all for a charge, of course) and these are my core services:
- Horror
- Terror
- Doom
- Apocalypse scenarios
- Nefarious laughter
- Nibbling
In short, I’m one terrifying SOB and your worst nightmare in cutesy hamster form. Book my services today!
🎃 Hamsters & Horror: A Match Made in Stuffing My Cheeks 🧟
At £600 a visit I turn up to your Halloween party, work do, or whatever else horror-related activity you have planned, and then I turn up and scare the living bejeezus out of you. I do this through various terrifying tactics:
- Steeling eyed death stare of doom
- Nibbling
- Biting anyone whom annoys me
- Handing you a bill for extra charges at the end of my session
That’s about it! Book today through my human manger Margaret, pay upfront, and I’ll mosey on down in my hamstermobile to your location (unless I’m having a nap, then you may have to wait a while). No refunds.
🐹🎃 Horror Hamster Customer Testimonials 🐹🔪
“Booked Nibbles in after a strong recommendation he’s the most terrifying animal on the planet. Thought it’d be a great thing for my Halloween party. Nibbles turned up and hung around in a corner of the living room, in between lots of naps he nibbled his way through my carpet and some broccoli he asked for as a snack. He wasn’t scary. He didn’t even try to be scary. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!” Derek from Bolton of Greater Manchester
“Hired this so called ‘horror hamster’ for an office Halloween do. Nibbles arrived and promptly disappeared into a gap in the flooring and wasn’t heard from again! £600 for that… I’m starting to thing it wasn’t good value for money.” Doreen from Bolton of Greater Manchester
“After hiring this service I must disappointedly confirm that hamsters are not effective in a Halloween setting and I believe this service to be a total scam.” Jeff from Bolton of Greater Manchester
“I’d seen rave reviews about Nibbles on his website claiming he was terrifying and a brilliant addition to any Halloween party. I now believe those reviews to be AI generated and 100% fake. Why do I believe this? As when Nibbles arrived at my daughter’s Halloween trick or treat party he simply sat in the treat bucket and nibbled his way through all the chocolate! My daughter complained most vociferously about his docile behaviour and, when she tried to pick him up to pet him, NIBBLES BIT INTO HER FINGER!! She screamed and let him go and now I realise in a total reassessment… this hamster is a horror genius. Fair play to him. I’ll hire him again in an instant.” Linda from Bolton of Greater Manchester
