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The Drunk Chess Championship 2025
June 12, 2025June 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide 🍝

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” 🍻

The Thyme Machine sci-fi book concept
May 30, 2025May 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Thyme Machine: Great Books That Never Were 🌱

The International Extreme Jigsaw Competition 2025
May 29, 2025May 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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The terror of NES duck hunt addiction
May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I play NES Duck Hunt 20 hours a day… HELP!” 🦆

Sledgehammers at work
May 26, 2025May 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Bring Your Sledgehammer to Work Day” Employment Law Guide 🔨

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May 22, 2025May 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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Rave New World book about clubbing
May 20, 2025May 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Rave New World: Great Books That Never Were 🪩🕺

When is it time to destroy your boyfriend's belongings?
May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend is annoying, should I burn his belongings?” 🔥

The International Whooping Cough Festival 2025
May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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Fronds the fern plants
May 13, 2025May 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fronds: Fern-Based Reboot of ’90s Friends Sitcom 🌿

Wash your hands - or not?
May 12, 2025May 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DOESN’T WASH HANDS after using the bathroom!” 🚹

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May 8, 2025May 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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Cats haiku special
May 6, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Haiku Special – Purrs and Puns 🐈‍⬛🐈

The Time Traveller's Wife and Cement Mixer
May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Traveller’s Wife and Cement Mixer: Great Books That Never Were 🧱

Sponsored posts
May 1, 2025May 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

PRESS RELEASE! Excessive Corporate Smarm Regarding Our Sponsored Posts 💰 [Sponsored Post]

The Berks of Being a Wallflower
April 29, 2025April 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Berks of Being a Wallflower: Great Books That Never Were 🌼

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

Only Pools and Horses reality TV show
April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Only Pools and Horses: Great Reality TV Shows That Never Were 🐴🥽

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” ☕

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April 17, 2025April 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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The Plunger Games
April 15, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Plunger Games: Great Books That Never Were 🪠

2001: A Space Odyssey poster
April 14, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL” Quote off Extravaganza

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” 🍲

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills
April 10, 2025April 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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The Daily Express ALSO Rises
April 8, 2025April 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Express ALSO Rises: Great Books That Never Were 📰🌅

The Dracula-la-las vampire pop group
April 7, 2025April 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dracula-la-las: Vampire Band With Biting Pop Ditties 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️🧛

White Heat film with James Cagney
April 4, 2025April 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Made it, ma! Top of the world!” White Heat Quote Off Extravaganza! 💥

Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” 💇

An example of a witch in an office environment
March 31, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Witchcraft at Work: Managing a Sorceress in the Office 🧙‍♀️

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic
March 20, 2025March 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” 🔨

Bloody Wolf the run and game game
March 9, 2025March 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bloody Wolf: Retro Romp & Ode to Glorious Broken English 🔫

Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs 🤧

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

Employment law guide to Mosquitoes at Work
February 25, 2025February 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors 🦟

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