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Tag: Kettle

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

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