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The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) 🤬

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off 🌞

Mars After Midnight the alien indie game
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars After Midnight: Run a Late-Night Intergalactic Community Support Centre 🪐🌃

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman
April 13, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman ⌚

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

The Gobber - an English football hooligan whom likes to spit
April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) 🤬⚽🍺

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The history of platform games from the 1980s to now
April 7, 2024April 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Platform Games: From Space Panic, to Mario, and Metroidvania 🕹

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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When the Wind Blows the 1986 animated film
April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

When the Wind Blows: Depicting the Devastation of Nuclear War

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

Effacer Hangman: From the 25th Century video game on the Philips CD-i
March 30, 2024March 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird (and intriguing) Philips CD-i Games to Gawp At 🙌

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

March 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion, the Witch, and the Disco Light Strobe: Great Books That Never Were 🦁🧙🪩

A Juggler's Tale the indie game
March 24, 2024March 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Juggler’s Tale: Charming String Puppet Platformer Thing 🤹‍♂️

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” 💉🤕

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Shōgun the 2024 TV mini-series
March 20, 2024March 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shōgun: Epic TV Adaptation of Clavell’s Masterpiece ⚔️🇯🇵

Summerhouse the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summerhouse: Minimalistic Home Builder With Arty Feels 🏡

From Eva with Green the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

From Eva with Green: Abstract Chillout Pinball Game Romp 🎨

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It 🎈

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) 😐 [Sponsored Post]

The Box - a short story about a glum cardboard box
March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #9: The Box 📦

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” 🟣

Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien arrives on the Nintendo Switch
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting the Epic Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien 👽

Cricket Through the Ages video game
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cricket Through the Ages: Silly Physics-Based Historical Record 🏏

Round two of our updated old book reviews
March 9, 2024March 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Round Two of Our Repurposed Old Book Reviews (yo!) 📔📖

The best drum solos ever
March 8, 2024March 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Drum Solos Ever (Bonham, Reni, Morello, and More!) 🥁🪘

Samorost 3 soundtrack by Floex
March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samorost 3’s Beautiful, Surreal, Cosmic Soundtrack (by Floex) 🍄☄️🌌

The Race's Bring Back V10s and classic F1 stories
March 2, 2024March 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bring Back V10s: The Epic Podcast on Classic F1 Stories 🏎️

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” 😲🦨

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! 🖼️🎨🚦 [Sponsored Post]

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