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Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb Bubble Gum 🍬 [Sponsored Post]

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were 🌍

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” 👼

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” 🥔

Harold Halibut the adventure game
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harold Halibut: Unique Underwater Stop-Motion Animation Jaunt 🐟

Lil Gator Game Logo
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lil Gator Game: Adorkable Adventure Romp Type Thing🐊

Dune: Part Two the 2024 film
May 4, 2024May 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dune: Part Two is a Modern Sci-Fi Epic With Sand ⏳

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard 🤧 [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing 🪓💃

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

The original Game Boy by Nintendo
April 28, 2024April 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy: Tribute to the Original Handheld Legend

April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Disaster: The Celeb Cellulite (and news) Tabloid 📰 [Sponsored Post]

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” 🧀

The Botanist interactive comic game on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Botanist: Unique Interactive Sci-Fi Comic Thingy 🌌🪴

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect - MDMA - on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect (MDMA) is a Chillout Mini-City-Builder 🏙️

MoroniCast episode 18 about people saying "back in my day" and complaining
April 20, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #18: Back in My Day Syndrome (everything wrong with the world in 20 mins)

£19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

£19.84: Great Books That Never Were 💸

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition 2024 [Sponsored Post]

A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) 🤬

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off 🌞

Mars After Midnight the alien indie game
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars After Midnight: Run a Late-Night Intergalactic Community Support Centre 🪐🌃

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman
April 13, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman ⌚

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

The Gobber - an English football hooligan whom likes to spit
April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) 🤬⚽🍺

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The history of platform games from the 1980s to now
April 7, 2024April 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Platform Games: From Space Panic, to Mario, and Metroidvania 🕹

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Harmonies of the Menacing Convict Choir 🚨🚓👮 [Sponsored Post]

When the Wind Blows the 1986 animated film
April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

When the Wind Blows: Depicting the Devastation of Nuclear War

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

Effacer Hangman: From the 25th Century video game on the Philips CD-i
March 30, 2024March 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird (and intriguing) Philips CD-i Games to Gawp At 🙌

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

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