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Anthem the video game
October 15, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Anthem: Good Fun Action RPG With Gig Economy Freelancing

Starfield the Bethesda game
October 15, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Starfield: Disappointing Space Slog From Bethesda Floats By

Battle of the Christmases between Santa and a businessman
October 13, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Christmases 🎅⚔️🧑‍💼

Inspector Hedgehog
October 12, 2023October 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inspector Hedgehog: The Hedge Inspecting Hog [Sponsored Post]

Kiki's Delivery Service Japanese poster - Majo no Takkyūbin
October 11, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Kiki’s Delivery Service: Bewitching Ghibli Antics With a Cat 🐈‍⬛

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

Floex the composer and his album Pocustone
October 7, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Floex: Celebration of the Amazing Ambiance Composer’s Music

Santa's brand new website design
October 5, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Deadly Designing of Santa’s New Webshite 🌐🎅💥

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

Cocoon the indie game
October 1, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

COCOON: Ingenious Puzzle Adventure Has Outstanding Brains

Limbo the indie game
October 1, 2023October 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

LIMBO: Playdead’s Horror Rush into the Gaming World

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

Stop Making Sense the Talking Heads Film
September 27, 2023February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stop Making Sense: 40th Anniversary for Talking Heads’ Epic Concert Film

The Forest Quarter by Mads and Friends
September 24, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Forest Quartet: Jazzy Puzzles in Dreamy Memory Land

Cool pixel art
September 23, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cool Pixel Art: A Celebration of Fantabulous Digital Art (yo)

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

Excellent rock is for sale
September 21, 2023September 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rock for Sale: Buy an EXCELLENT Rock 🪨 [Sponsored Post]

Amélie the 2001 French film with Audrey Tautou
September 20, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Amélie Film is Introspective Romantic Comedy at its Best

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

F-Zero Maximum Velocity on the GBA
September 17, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero: Maximum Velocity (GBA speed romp is futuristic fun)

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A fed up looking older man
September 14, 2023September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Freelance Writing Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

Santa's Christmas Rival
September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Business Rival (🎅⛄🎄)

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

The history of moules et frites
September 5, 2023September 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Moules et frites 🍲🍟

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

The Wandering Village indie game
September 3, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Wandering Village: City-Builder on a Giant Moving Beast

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

Exorcist II: The Heretic
August 30, 2023August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exorcist II: The Heretic—Daft Sequel is Dull & Disappointing

Heinz-Harald Frentzen F1 return celebration
August 29, 2023August 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating the Return of F1 Ace Heinz-Harald Frentzen

A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom by Nintendo
August 27, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (is a masterpiece)

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom logo
August 27, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Tears of the Kingdom’s Spectacular Soundtrack

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