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The Blair Witch Project 1999 horror film
July 23, 2025August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Blair Witch Project: Psychological Horror and Snot 🧙

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

Taria & Como the Playdate platformer
July 20, 2025July 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Taria & Como: Brilliant Playdate Puzzle-Platformer With Spirit 💗

Cats on video calls at work business guide
July 18, 2025July 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats on Video Calls at Work Employment Law Guide 🐈‍⬛

Fyre - The Greatest Party That Never Happened
July 16, 2025July 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened Doco Review 🥳🏝️

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

Curry the horror novel
July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Curry: Great Horror Books That Never Were 🍛

(the) Gnorp Apologue
July 13, 2025July 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

(the) Gnorp Apologue: Fantastic Idle Game With Bags of Moolah 💰

Tower Wizard the idle game
July 13, 2025July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tower Wizard: Addictive Idle Game With Extra Magic 🧙‍♂️

The Surfer starring Nic Cage
July 12, 2025July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Surfer: Aussie Heatwaves & Nic Cage 🏄‍♂️🌞

AI Haiku
July 11, 2025July 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

AI Haiku: Embrace the Lazy World of Auto-Generated Poetry 🤖

Interior design for cat owners
July 10, 2025July 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

CardBoard: Interior Design for Terrified Cat Owners 🏠🐱 [Sponsored Post]

The great indoor vs outdoor cat debate
July 9, 2025July 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Indoor vs Outdoor Cat Debate 🐱

Nico Hulkenberg scores his first podium
July 7, 2025July 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Nico Hulkenberg’s 239 Race Odyssey for a Podium 🥉

The Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack
July 6, 2025July 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Super Mario Galaxy’s Beautiful Soundtrack 🌌

Why do cats love cardboard boxes?
July 5, 2025July 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Love Cardboard Boxes? 📦

Invitation to a Billionaire's Birthday Party
July 3, 2025July 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Invitation to a Billionaire’s Birthday Party 💰🧧 [Sponsored Post]

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

The Hangover Games book
June 30, 2025June 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Hangover Games: Great Books That Never Were 🤢

Link being called THIEF in Link's Awakening
June 29, 2025July 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

THIEF: Shoplifting and Life Lessons in Link’s Awakening 🏪

The Fried Egg Cafe
June 26, 2025June 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Fried Egg Café (Only Serving Fried Eggs) 🍳 [Sponsored Post]

Titan the OceanGate Disaster
June 25, 2025June 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Titan: The OceanGate Submersible Disaster Documentary

Do women find nose hair attractive?
June 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do women find nose hair attractive?” 🥸

Mario Kart World on the Nintendo Switch 2
June 22, 2025June 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart World: Glorious Return of the Speedy Series 🌏

Awakenings book by Dr. Oliver Sacks
June 21, 2025July 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings by Dr. Oliver Sacks

Mission Impossible - The Final Reckoning with Tom Cruise
June 18, 2025June 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mission Impossible – The Final Reckoning is Great Convoluted Lunacy 🛩️

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” 🤖

Nintendo Switch 2
June 15, 2025June 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Nintendo Switch 2 is Here!!! 🥳🎈🎉🕹️

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour
June 15, 2025June 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour: Surprisingly Great Console Tech Demo 🕹️

The Drunk Chess Championship 2025
June 12, 2025June 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Drunk Chess Championship 2025 ♟️ [Sponsored Post]

Get Out the Jordan Peele film
June 11, 2025June 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Get Out: Modern Classic Psychological Horror Gives Scares 🧠

Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide 🍝

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” 🍻

June 2, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Francisco Fonseca’s Architectural Artwork 🏡

The original score of Secret of Mana
June 1, 2025June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Secret of Mana’s Glorious Soundtrack

A Highland Song - Original Score by Laurence Chapman
June 1, 2025June 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Highland Song’s Soundtrack: Beautiful Sounds of Scotland ⛰️

What Went Wrong Podcast
May 31, 2025May 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

What Went Wrong Podcast: Insights on Behind the Scenes Movie Mess 🎥

The International Extreme Jigsaw Competition 2025
May 29, 2025May 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The International Extreme Jigsaw Competition 2025 🧩 [Sponsored Post]

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