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Tag: Literature

How the Winch Stole Christmas book
December 15, 2025December 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️

A Beautiful World by James Norbury
December 13, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Beautiful World by James Norbury 🐼🐲

Compost the book with rave reviews
December 2, 2025December 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍🌾

Lots of male and female flight attendants gathered together
November 25, 2025November 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍✈️👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️

Independent People by Halldór Laxness
November 22, 2025December 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Independent People by Halldór Laxness 🗻

This is Gaudi by Mollie Claypool
November 1, 2025November 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

This is Gaudí by Mollie Claypool 🏨

Skipshock by Caroline O'Donoghue
October 11, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Skipshock by Caroline O’Donoghue 🕰️

Doorknob the Autobiography
October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doorknob the Autobiography: Great Books That Never Were 🚪

Doner Kebab Quixote the book about kebabs and lad culture
September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebab Quixote: Great Books That Never Were 🥙

Oliver Egoist the rip-off Charles Dickens novel
September 4, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Egoist: Great Charles Dickens Books That Never Were 😉

Conundrum Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series by Charissa Bremer-David
August 30, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Conundrum: Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series 🖼️

Frankenstain or, The Modern Polisher
July 29, 2025July 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Frankenstain; or, The Modern Mopper: Great Books That Never Were 🧹

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before romance book
July 22, 2025July 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before: Great Books That Never Were 💌

AI Haiku
July 11, 2025July 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

AI Haiku: Embrace the Lazy World of Auto-Generated Poetry 🤖

Frankenstein 2; or, This Times There's More Than One of Them
June 23, 2025June 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Frankenstein 2; or, This Times There’s More Than One of Them (Great Books That Never Were) 👺

Awakenings book by Dr. Oliver Sacks
June 21, 2025July 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings by Dr. Oliver Sacks

Animal Smarm the book
June 16, 2025June 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Smarm: Great Books That Never Were 🐷

The Thyme Machine sci-fi book concept
May 30, 2025May 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Thyme Machine: Great Books That Never Were 🌱

Choice of Robots
May 25, 2025May 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Choice of Robots: BZZT! It’s a Sci-Fi Choose Your Adventure Classic 🤖

Rave New World book about clubbing
May 20, 2025May 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Rave New World: Great Books That Never Were 🪩🕺

Cats haiku special
May 6, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Haiku Special – Purrs and Puns 🐈‍⬛🐈

The Time Traveller's Wife and Cement Mixer
May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Traveller’s Wife and Cement Mixer: Great Books That Never Were 🧱

This is Rembrandt by Jorella Andrews
May 3, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

This is Rembrandt by Jorella Andrews 🎭

Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob by Huw Aaron
April 19, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob by Huw Aaron 🟢

The Plunger Games
April 15, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Plunger Games: Great Books That Never Were 🪠

This is Goya by Wendy Bird
April 5, 2025April 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

This is Goya by Wendy Bird 🖼️

Hilma af Klint: Visionary artbook
March 1, 2025May 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hilma af Klint: Visionary 🟨

What Remains of Edith Finch
February 23, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

What Remains of Edith Finch: Ode to the Joys of Reading 📚

The Selfish Jeans science book
February 10, 2025February 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Selfish Jeans: Great Books That Never Were 👖

The Tiger Who Came to Tea by Judith Kerr
February 8, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Tiger Who Came to Tea by Judith Kerr 🐅🍵🫖

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

A Brief History of Thyme science book
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Thyme: Great Books That Never Were 🌿

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Short Stories by Tim Burton
February 1, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Short Stories by Tim Burton ⚫

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks
January 27, 2025January 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks: Great Books That Never Were 🐔

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing
January 25, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing 🪙

Abstract Expressionism by David Anfam
January 11, 2025February 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Abstract Expressionism by David Anfam 🎨

The Da Vinci Toad
January 10, 2025January 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Da Vinci Toad: Great Books That Never Were 🐸

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

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