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Metroid Prime
March 3, 2019March 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Prime: All Hail One of the Greatest FPSs

Super Metroid
August 28, 2016March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Super Metroid: The Legendary SNES Title is Still Perfect

Teslagrad
February 17, 2015December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad: Soviet-Era Indie Game Brilliance

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