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Tag: Noise

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

White Bellbird
October 29, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

White Bellbird: Salutations to the WORLD’S LOUDEST BIRD!!

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

December 1, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
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My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
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I don’t do many food pics... but dayum. This #skillet shindig went well. #food #foodporn #cooking #cookingathome #vegetables #healthylifestyle #healthyfood

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