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Tag: Retro gaming

The first Mario Party on the N64
6 days ago January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Castlevania on the Nintendo 64
6 days ago January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

Lion King on the Super Nintendo
December 24, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Lion King: ROAR! Fun 1994 Game Tie-In for Disney Thing

March of the Penguins on the Game Boy Advance
December 24, 2022December 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

March of the Penguins: Lemmings Style Oscar Winner Spin Off

PalmRide the indie game
December 18, 2022December 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

PalmRide: Synth Music Galore in Pixel Art ’80s Tribute Act

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is V. Good

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Muscle March the Wii game
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Muscle March: The Wii’s Inexplicable Bodybuilder Romp

Super Mario educational games
August 21, 2022August 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Educational Games: Get Super & Learn Stuff

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

Super Cable Boy
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Cable Boy: Star as a Handheld Console in Cute Romp

Kaze and the Wild Masks
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaze and the Wild Masks: DKC Inspired Platforming Fun

The best indie games of all time
May 15, 2022January 1, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The 100 Best Indie Games of All Time (2023 Guide)

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Ufouria on the NES
April 3, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ufouria (Hebereke): Weird NES Game With an Excellent Bobble Hat

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

Metal Slug the original 1996 game
February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Metal Slug: More Run-And-Gun Mayhem (huzzah!)

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Contra: Classic Run-And-Gun Romp With Machismo

Innsmouth no Yakata on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Innsmouth no Yakata: VR Horror With H.P. Lovecraft Fish Monsters

Golf on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Golf on the Virtual Boy: More Blood Red Sporting Excellence

Huntdown the indie game-min
January 30, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Huntdown: Enjoy Mayhem in Stylised ’80s Shooter

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

Lost Winds 2: Winter of the Melodias
January 2, 2022January 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

LostWinds 2: Winter of the Melodias is Gusty Reminiscing

Weird Dreams on the Atari
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Dreams: Freaky Cinematic Platformer About Dreaming

Daze Before Christmas on the Super Nintendo
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Daze Before Christmas: Retro Christmas Romp With Baubles

Revenge of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Revenge of the Mutant Camels: Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals Return in C64 Sequel

Attack of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021December 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Mutant Camels: C64 Romp With Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals

Diablo II: Resurrected
December 5, 2021December 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Diablo II: Resurrected: Hack-And-Slash Remaster of a Classic

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