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Tag: Retro gaming

Tetris the 2023 biographical thriller film
2 days ago June 7, 2023June 8, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Tetris: Biographical Thriller is All About the Tetrominoes

The C64 Mini for Commodore 64 buffs
5 days ago June 4, 2023June 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The C64 Mini: Ultimate Commodore 64 Retro Gaming Glory

3D Tetris on the Virtual Boy
2 weeks ago May 28, 2023May 28, 2023Mr. Wapojif

3D Tetris: Mind-Bending Virtual Boy Puzzle Game in Red & Black

Tetrisphere on the Nintendo 64
2 weeks ago May 28, 2023May 28, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Tetrisphere: Tetris Variant With Wrapped 3D and Spheres

Genghis Khan the video game
May 14, 2023May 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Genghis Khan: Turn-Based Strategy Game With Conquests

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is a Seafaring Gem

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks is a Cute Train-Based Romp

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
March 19, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

Kirby's Dream Land on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Kirby’s Dream Land: Chilled Out Game Boy Platforming Fun

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

The Goldeneye 007 Remake for Switch and Xbox
February 5, 2023February 4, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)

WinBack on the Nintendo 64
February 5, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Operation: WinBack: TAKE COVER! In Ambitious N64 Shooter

Melkhior's Mansion
January 29, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Melkhior’s Mansion: Glorious Low Res Homage to ’80s Gaming

The first Mario Party on the N64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Castlevania on the Nintendo 64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

Lion King on the Super Nintendo
December 24, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Lion King: ROAR! Fun 1994 Game Tie-In for Disney Thing

March of the Penguins on the Game Boy Advance
December 24, 2022December 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

March of the Penguins: Lemmings Style Oscar Winner Spin Off

PalmRide the indie game
December 18, 2022December 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

PalmRide: Synth Music Galore in Pixel Art ’80s Tribute Act

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is V. Good

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Muscle March the Wii game
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Muscle March: The Wii’s Inexplicable Bodybuilder Romp

Super Mario educational games
August 21, 2022August 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Educational Games: Get Super & Learn Stuff

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

Super Cable Boy
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Cable Boy: Star as a Handheld Console in Cute Romp

Kaze and the Wild Masks
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaze and the Wild Masks: DKC Inspired Platforming Fun

The best indie games of all time
May 15, 2022January 1, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The 100 Best Indie Games of All Time (2023 Guide)

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Ufouria on the NES
April 3, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ufouria (Hebereke): Weird NES Game With an Excellent Bobble Hat

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

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