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Tag: Satire

Puppies and Punks the band
October 16, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Puppies and Punks: Gimmicky Punk Band With Doggies

Battle of the Christmases between Santa and a businessman
October 13, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Christmases 🎅⚔️🧑‍💼

Inspector Hedgehog
October 12, 2023October 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inspector Hedgehog: The Hedge Inspecting Hog [Sponsored Post]

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

Santa's brand new website design
October 5, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Deadly Designing of Santa’s New Webshite 🌐🎅💥

A husband mansplaining a movie in bed to his wife
October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

100 Years of Being Sued
September 26, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

100 Years of Being Sued: Great Books That Never Were

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

Excellent rock is for sale
September 21, 2023September 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rock for Sale: Buy an EXCELLENT Rock 🪨 [Sponsored Post]

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A fed up looking older man
September 14, 2023September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Freelance Writing Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

Santa's Christmas Rival
September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Business Rival (🎅⛄🎄)

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

SLAP! The online dating app about slapping jerk men
August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SLAP! The Dating App That Punishes Jerks [Sponsored Post]

A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Subordinate Snooping: MONITOR STAFF NOW!!! ⚠️ [Sponsored Post]

Total Recall Uncut film with Schwarzenegger
August 22, 2023August 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “Consider that a divorce” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sheds album The Shed is Dead
August 21, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer
August 17, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer 🍮 [Sponsored Post]

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Sarcasm at work guide for employers
August 11, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sarcasm at Work: Laws Regarding Workplace Sass & Scorn

Enter the National Pottery to win pots
August 10, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The National Pottery: Enter to WIN the JACKPOT! 🎉 [Sponsored Post]

Jingle All the Way film 1996 with Arnold Schwarzenegger
August 8, 2023August 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jingle All the Way: “Put that cookie down! Now!” Quote Off!

Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

The Great Gutsby the novel
August 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Gutsby: Great Books That Never Were

Broken Windows book delivery service
August 3, 2023August 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Broken Windows Book Delivery Service [Sponsored Post]

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

Cat Hypnosis Ltd.
July 27, 2023July 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Hypnosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

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