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Tag: Satire

An angry husband slamming a door shut as his wife tries to block out the noise
May 20, 2024May 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband keeps slamming doors shut!” 🚪

Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb Bubble Gum 🍬 [Sponsored Post]

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were 🌍

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” 👼

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” 🥔

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard 🤧 [Sponsored Post]

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Disaster: The Celeb Cellulite (and news) Tabloid 📰 [Sponsored Post]

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” 🧀

£19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

£19.84: Great Books That Never Were 💸

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition 2024 [Sponsored Post]

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers 💬

A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) 🤬

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off 🌞

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] 🧹🧽👑🇬🇧

The Gobber - an English football hooligan whom likes to spit
April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) 🤬⚽🍺

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Harmonies of the Menacing Convict Choir 🚨🚓👮 [Sponsored Post]

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots 🥔🎨🔥

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

March 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion, the Witch, and the Disco Light Strobe: Great Books That Never Were 🦁🧙🪩

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” 💉🤕

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety 🦒🏋 [Sponsored Post]

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were 🩴

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London 💥🌋

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It 🎈

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) 😐 [Sponsored Post]

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

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