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Tag: satirical

Rainbow carrots are woke
November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈🥕

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

The Age of Incense
November 4, 2024November 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Incense: Great Books That Never Were 🕯️

Santa Claus and a dog barking woof
November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

Butter wine for the sophisticated oenophile
October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Wine: Now With Extra Butter 🧈🍷 [Sponsored Post]

Santa Gets a Haircut
October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut 🎅💈

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

The Stolen Book Club where readers discuss stolen books
October 17, 2024October 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Stolen Book Club 📚 [Sponsored Post]

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” 🛏️

An employee making a grievous error while visiting human resources
October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Role of Human Resources at Work (Dos and Don’ts) 👔

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd.
October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd. 🥔🥗 [Sponsored Post]

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo 🧴🪓 [Sponsored Post]

Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special 🍂

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chainsaw Opera: REVOLUTIONARY Music Venue 🎻🪚 [Sponsored Post]

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were 🍂

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🪐🛳️🗻

The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

Giraffe go-karting
September 12, 2024September 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Giraffe Go-Karting 🦒 [Sponsored Post]

50 Shades of Hay a romance novel with dried grass
September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

When the family dog BETRAYS the family things turn nasty
September 2, 2024September 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The family dog has BETRAYED us!” 🐶

Heart of Dorkness
August 30, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heart of Dorkness – Great Novels That Never Were 🤓

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre
August 29, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre 🏗️👷‍♂️ [Sponsored Post]

The hellish world of family fueds and family members bickering in beautiful locations
August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re having a family feud! HELP!” 🤬👪🤬

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

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