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Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special 🍂

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chainsaw Opera: REVOLUTIONARY Music Venue 🎻🪚 [Sponsored Post]

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were 🍂

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🪐🛳️🗻

The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

Giraffe go-karting
September 12, 2024September 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Giraffe Go-Karting 🦒 [Sponsored Post]

50 Shades of Hay a romance novel with dried grass
September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd.
September 5, 2024September 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🏗️🌈

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

When the family dog BETRAYS the family things turn nasty
September 2, 2024September 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The family dog has BETRAYED us!” 🐶

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre
August 29, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre 🏗️👷‍♂️ [Sponsored Post]

The hellish world of family fueds and family members bickering in beautiful locations
August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re having a family feud! HELP!” 🤬👪🤬

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

The curse of saying like too much in a relationship
August 12, 2024August 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend, like, says I say ‘like’ too much…”

Stomachs rumbling at work during a business meeting
August 9, 2024August 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stomach Rumbling at Work: Another Draconian Employment Law Guide 🧑‍💼

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd.
August 8, 2024August 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd. 🐅 [Sponsored Post]

James and the Giant But Boring Speech
August 6, 2024August 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant But Boring Speech: Great Books That Never Were 🥱

Trainers are the first sign of relationship problems
August 5, 2024August 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my boyfriend obsessed with trainers?” 👟

Thank Goodness You're Here! the comedy indie game
August 4, 2024August 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Thank Goodness You’re Here! Tally, Bally Ho of a Comedy Romp! 🇬🇧

Men wearing pink shirts to the office guide
July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Manly Men Wearing Pink Shirts at Work Employment Law Guide 👚

The PRODcast for prodding enthusiasts
July 12, 2024July 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The PRODcast for Prodding Enthusiasts 👈👉 [Sponsored Post]

The Turn of the Brew horror novel about cups of tea
July 10, 2024July 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Turn of the Brew: Great Books That Never Were ☕

A man holding his nose to hide his nose stud
July 9, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a STUPID nose stud!” 👃

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers 💥

Touch Egg on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Egg: Absurd Playdate Crankathon is Eggscellent 🥚👈

General election 2024 losers and destruction
July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS: PROFESSIONAL MORON LOSES UK GENERAL ELECTION 🤬

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

Taylor Shoplift the kleptomaniac pop singing sensation
June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem ⚠️🚨

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

Horror Haiku with a giant bleeding hand
June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Horror Haiku: Quake in Terror Poetry Fans! 😱

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