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Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

Leonara Carrington - The Hearing Trumpet
March 10, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Hearing Trumpet by Leonora Carrington

The Case of the General's Thumb - Andrey Kurkov
November 26, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Case of the General’s Thumb by Andrey Kurkov

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October 24, 2015January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Petersburg Tales by Nikolai Gogol

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