What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

Speech Bubbles have a tough time of it (check out our short story Susy the Speech Bubble to see why). Unrepresented. Neglected. Left to fend for themselves in a society that demands their regular use for minimum wage.

Now, for the very first time, Speech Bubbles have their say and, boy, have they fought back in dramatic fashion! We put a message out for Speech Bubbles to speak their mind!

A lot of the responses we got were so profane and vitriolic that we have decided not to publish them. However, the less insane ones have been put up here for your jollification. Indeed.

Here at Professional Moron we would like to state that we fully support speech bubble rights and hope that they can, one day, live a better life doing work that makes the Speech Bubbles of this world proud, and not be subjected to any more naff cartoon usage. We’re feeding the change!