Last week we wrote a very short story about an inebriated stag having a staring competition with a tree. This week we decided to honour stags the world over with this picture of a wild stag behaving like a total idiot. Note the female deer in the background (known as a doe, like in the Sound Of Music; “Doe, a deer, a female deer! etc.”), one of whom has an expression of disbelief, whilst the other appears to have made the decision to ignore her male frien.
We wonder why the stag is in such a rage? Has he taken an angry turn on the photographer believing him to be a member of the paparazzi? Probably not. The most likely thing is he’s flipped off for whatever reason and has decided to display his masculine power with a bit of foot-stomping argy-bargy. Such a typical man! What an oaf. What an oafish oaf!
Anyway, we found the picture amusing and thought it would be a good opportunity to have a bit of pointless “man hating” ranting on here. Bloody men, eh? They’re all the same. Bastards!
Picture by Luc Viatour; http://www.lucnix.be