Our Commitment to Silliness

Professional Moron

Okay, so what is up with this Professional Moron nonsense? Absurdity, surreal humour, and silliness are what we’re about.

We offer a post a day (going live at 18:00 BST) on arbitrary oddness, culture, and other things.

On Saturdays there’s a book review—and we do two posts on Sunday about video games. These go out slightly earlier.

Why do we even bother? We hope to enlighten our readers and provide, above all else, a slice (like that from a very nice cake) of fun and enjoyment in life. We find this to be a bold and honourable endeavour.

We’re not total cretins, though. You can read our other blog for detailed analysis on canonical literature—Moonshake Books.

Please note, no sandwiches were harmed in the making of this blog.

The Staff of Professional Moron

Editor: Mr. Wapojif

An artist’s impression of our esteemed editor.

Our esteemed editor, Mr. Wapojif, is responsible for our content calendar and many, many ideas. He manages the Professional Moron staff with an iron fist.

His mood is capricious, and he’s a bit weird, but his creative vision is such that it’s enough to make most grown men weep.

Other Staff

Our office is located outside Manchester city centre, where a ragtag batch of journalists, plus one beleaguered apprentice suffering from PTSD, attempt to keep Professional Moron afloat.

We’re facing a tough time in this austerity-stricken country. Please, send us your cash!

A Word About Our Images

The pictures on Professional Moron are in the public domain and remain free from copyright. To achieve this, we use Pixabay as it’s a terrific resource and crammed with ace pictures from talented folk kind enough to let us use them.

We’re not totally lazy, though, as Professional Moron is on Instagram—we use it for quality bespoke images with our trademark Stamp of Stupidity.


Should you wish to contact us please do use the thing below to send us abuse or pleasant asides. You can use the form below. It’s free!


    • Thank you, Mz. G.E. we are honourerered to the total max by this. May a thousand batches of sashimi be delivered to your doorstep by some sushi expert dude from the afar wilderness of Tokyo. There’s actually a sushi film out called Jiro Dreams of Sushi. Not seen it yet but it’s supposed to be very good!

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    • Awesome, thanking yee muchly. We do spout some dangerously insane theories at times, so approach from a distance (and perhaps wear a hat for added protection). Other than this, all should be well! Innit. Yo yo!


  1. Hi Mr. Wapojif, I have nominated you for both the Mystery and Versatile Blogger Awards! Thank you for sharing with us your silliness and humorous adventures! We look forward to more of your beautiful posts. Nominated you.

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