Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond the Spectacular Return of Samus ☄️
A Beautiful World by James Norbury 🐼🐲
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡
Sinners: Mega Musical Horror Jaunt With Blues and Folk 🪕
Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑🎄🚨
Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚
ABRISS: Build to Destroy – The Art of DESTRUCTION 💣
Spinch: Vibrancy Galore in Challenging 2D Platformer 🌈
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊
Phantom Thread: Elegant Period Drama With Extra Panache 🧵
Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩🌾
Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃
Consume Me: Unique Eating Disorder Management Satire 🍰
Torii: The Introspective Voyage With Lots of Orange 🟧🟠🔶
I Wanna Be Adored: The Enigmatic Stone Roses Classic 🍋
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽
All Glory to the Birthday Heist on the Hillside Jigsaw 🧩🎂
Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were 👩✈️👨✈️🧑✈️
Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅
Blippo+ and the Weird World of 1980s Channel Hopping 📺
A Fool’s Errand: Inventive Playdate Romp With a Stairwell 🏰
Independent People by Halldór Laxness 🗻
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️
Mani of The Stone Roses Tribute 🍋
The Naked Gun: Liam Neeson Reboot is a Good Laugh 🔫
Femke Bol and the Art of Winning From Behind 🥇
Konnichiwa to Hyper Japan in Manchester 🍙🎴🏯🥢
Ropuka’s Idle Island: Beautiful Little Idle Game With a Frog 🐸
Desktop Fishes: Cute and Relaxing Idle Fishy Thing 🐟🐠🐡
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍
Petite Maman: Subtle French Fantasy on Grief & Loss 💔
Everyday People: Peace Out to Sly and the Family Stone 🌎
Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯
Hollow Knight: Silksong the Instant Classic… or is it?!? 🐞
The Magnificent Hollow Knight: Silksong Soundtrack 🪲
