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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021March 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021March 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Withness the 1985 film starring Harrison Ford
March 17, 2021March 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Witness: Tense Neo-Noir Crime Drama With Harrison Ford

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A cartoon man performing a handstand
March 15, 2021March 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

Murray Walker the F1 commentator
March 14, 2021March 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Murray Walker Tribute: F1’s Legendary Commentator

A selection of orange, yellow, and green leaves from autumn
March 13, 2021March 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Orange: The Story of the Reddish-Yellow Colour

Queen's Roger Taylor Drumming
March 12, 2021March 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Roger Taylor: Queen’s Falsetto Sporting Drummer

A King's crown set to a red background
March 11, 2021March 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

ThunderCats
March 10, 2021March 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

ThunderCats: They’re on the Loose (Hear Them Bloody Roar)

A cat walking during autumn
March 9, 2021March 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cats Walking: The Stealthy World of Direct Registering

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

Link standing against the landscape backdrop in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
March 7, 2021April 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Link: The Faces of Evil on the Philips CD-i
March 7, 2021March 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Link: The Faces of Evil—The Philips CD-i Zelda Disaster

BARKING by Lucy Sullivan
March 6, 2021March 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

BARKING by Lucy Sullivan

A bowl of curd with fruit and nuts
March 5, 2021March 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Curd” Into the Title

Have Some Junket old school marketing
March 4, 2021March 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

Sharky and George in the intro sequence to the TV show
March 3, 2021March 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
March 1, 2021March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu NES game
February 28, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

40 Winks on the Nintendo 64
February 28, 2021February 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

40 Winks: Cancelled N64 Platformer Now on Steam

Close-up of a snake's head
February 27, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Greggs sausage rolls
February 26, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Jumanji from 1995 with Robin Williams
February 24, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Super Mario 3D World on the Nintendo Switch
February 21, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

Bowser looking imposing as a monster in Bowser's Fury
February 21, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla

Didier Pironi
February 20, 2021March 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021February 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day's Night
February 17, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2 on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

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