Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves
Celeste: Chapter 9 Launches on Mental Health Masterpiece
Muramasa: Demon Blade – Obscure Wii Platformer’s 10th Anniversary
Katsushika Hokusai: The Great Wave off Kanagawa
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Peeky Blinds (better than Peaky Blinders)
Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”
Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message
Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)
Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)
Demon’s Crest: Forgotten SNES Classic is Back in the Limelight
Mohawk & Headphone Jack: Forgotten SNES Non-Masterpiece
Owl Moon by Jane Yolen
Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special
Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls – Enjoyably Daft End to Carrey’s Slapstick Series
How to Sack an Employee
Flanderisation: How Successful Shows Ruin Themselves
Streets of Rage: Punchy Punch Type of Retro Punch
Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet
Jonathan Moffett: Michael Jackson’s Drummer Extraordinaire
Super Sunshine & Lollipops Blogger Award 64
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – The 1994 Goofball Jim Carrey Romp
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Even an Arrow in the Knee Won’t Stop It
Ape Out: Percussive Beat ‘Em Up Romp With Jazz
Graffiti Brasil by Tristan Manco
Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit
Duran Duran: Live Aid 1985 & Le Bon’s Bum Note
Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”
Universal City Studios V Nintendo: How Not to Sue Someone
FAR: Lone Sails – An Adventure Steeped in Solitude Hits the Switch
