Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
No Man’s Sky: Catching Up With the Controversial Indie Title
The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Life of Brian: Monty Python’s Masterpiece Hits 40 (soon)
FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress
Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)
Chrono Trigger: Legendary SNES RPG is Still An All-Time Classic
Street Fighter II Turbo: A Beat-Em-Up Worth Beating Up
Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor
Nikolai Gogol: The Nose
IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test
Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver
Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills
15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title
Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)
Alien Isolation: The Scariest Scary Horror Game Since Scares Began
Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts: The Mega Difficult SNES Classic
Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?
Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos
Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women
Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men
Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)
Jet Force Gemini: Rare’s Epic Shooter Still Packs a Punch
Rive: Ultimate Edition – Tough Shooter With American Accent
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
How to Write a Love Letter
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: Still Not Mad, Just Stunning
FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus!
Perfect Dark: Rare’s Excellently Flawed Shooty Boom Kill FPS Romp
