Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space
Witness: Tense Neo-Noir Crime Drama With Harrison Ford
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”
Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights
Murray Walker Tribute: F1’s Legendary Commentator
Orange: The Story of the Reddish-Yellow Colour
Roger Taylor: Queen’s Falsetto Sporting Drummer
Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”
ThunderCats: They’re on the Loose (Hear Them Bloody Roar)
Cats Walking: The Stealthy World of Direct Registering
Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green
Revisiting The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Link: The Faces of Evil—The Philips CD-i Zelda Disaster
BARKING by Lucy Sullivan
15 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Curd” Into the Title
Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear
Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)
Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine
Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos
Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation
40 Winks: Cancelled N64 Platformer Now on Steam
Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place
Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry
Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)
Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”
Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace
Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)
Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla
Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career
Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”
A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing
Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”
Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?
Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter
