Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)
15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing
Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”
Goldeneye 007 (2010): Wii Remake of the Classic N64 FPS
Call of Duty: Black Ops II—Daft FPS Thing With Guns
The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud
20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title
Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)
RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987
Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds
Toto: The Tragedies and Triumphs of a Hit ’80s Band
The King’s Bird: Graceful Precision-Platformer Thing
Runbow: Action-Packed Platform Racing Multiplayer
The Bees by Laline Paull
Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words
Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises
Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)
15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title
Dead Cells: The Bad Seed—DLC for an Indie Game Classic
Frostpunk: Snow & Survival in Intense Strategy Sim
Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe
25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas
How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture
The Angry Red Planet: Sci-Fi Cult Classic & Proof of Life on Mars
Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake
13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title
Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans
Big Red Racing: Radical Retro Racing Glory
Home by Toni Morrison
Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe
