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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. πŸ΅πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸΉπŸ•ΉοΈπŸ“šπŸ“½οΈ
Celebrating the most pretentious words
September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Most Pretentious Words (and why we hate/love them)

The Joys of Reddit
August 31, 2026August 31, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Various Joys of Reddit πŸ”΄

Death of the Reprobate the adventure comedy game
August 30, 2026August 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Death of the Reprobate: Highbrow Tomfoolery in Historic Romp 🎭

Blue Prince the puzzle adventure game
August 30, 2026August 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Blue Prince: Every Day is a Mystery With Puzzles Galore 🟦

The Last Quarter of the Moon by Chi Zijian
August 29, 2026August 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Quarter of the Moon by Chi Zijian 🦌

Tim Curry the legend
August 27, 2026August 27, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Tim Curry (One For the Misfits) πŸ‘‘

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by CΓ©line Sciamma
August 26, 2026October 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece πŸ”₯

A Christmas Coral the book of the sea
August 25, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

A Christmas Coral: Great Books That Never Were πŸͺΈ

Klek de Poitrine the drummer
August 24, 2026September 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Klek: Otherworldly Drummer for Angine de Poitrine πŸ’›

Universe for Sale the adventure game
August 23, 2026August 23, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Universe for Sale: Hand-Drawn Artistic Adventures on Jupiter β˜„οΈ

Retro Rewind: Video Store Simulator game
August 23, 2026August 23, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Retro Rewind: Video Store Simulator is the ’90s Vibe πŸ“Ό

Stand By Me the 1986 coming-of-age classic
August 22, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Stand By Me: The All-Time Classic Coming-of-Age Drama πŸš‚

Tablespoons at work
August 21, 2026August 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Tablespoons at Work: Ultra-Serious Employment Law Guide πŸ₯„

Geraldine's Gobby Gambling
August 20, 2026August 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Geraldine’s Gobby Gambling 🎰 [Sponsored Post]

The Odyssey the Christopher Nolan film
August 19, 2026August 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Odyssey: Lots of Good Stuff, Some Bad Stuff as Well πŸ”±

Where is My Wife? The book about a lost wife and pork pies
August 18, 2026August 18, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Where is My Wife? Great Books That Never Were πŸ₯§

I have many children, but should I birth more
August 17, 2026August 17, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I have 17 children, should I make it 18?” πŸ‘ͺ

Promise Mascot Agency
August 16, 2026August 16, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Promise Mascot Agency: Absurdist Adventure RPG Romp Thing 🚐

Future Knight the retro inspired Tiger LCD platformer
August 16, 2026August 16, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Future Knight: Fixed Image LCD Platforming Fun and Games ⚜️

Silence the 1966 book by Shūsaku Endō
August 15, 2026August 16, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Silence by Shūsaku Endō

Anti-Eclipse Organisation - eclipses are a lie
August 14, 2026August 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Anti-Eclipse Organisation πŸŒ… [Sponsored Post]

Silence the 2016 Martin Scorsese film
August 12, 2026August 11, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Silence: Scorsese Epic on Faith, Doubt, and Suffering

How to shave without dying horribly
August 11, 2026August 11, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What is the safest way to shave my face?” πŸͺ“

Highway to Hull the song
August 10, 2026August 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Highway to Hull: Great Songs That Never Were πŸ›£οΈ

Big Walk the House House co-op game
August 9, 2026August 9, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Big Walk: Charming Co-Op Romp With Humanoid Things πŸšΆπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ

KarmaZoo the compassionate platformer
August 9, 2026August 9, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

KarmaZoo: The Compassionate Platformer (with animals) πŸ…

Sound of Falling the 2025 film by Mascha Schilinski
August 8, 2026August 9, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Sound of Falling: The Passage of Time Through a Feminist Lens

Supermarket haiku sweep special poetry
August 7, 2026August 7, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Supermarket Haiku Sweep Friday Special Extravaganza! πŸ›’πŸͺβœ’οΈ

Professional Nose Picking Support Services Ltd.
August 6, 2026August 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Nose Picking Support Services Ltd. πŸ‘ƒ [Sponsored Post]

The Act of Killing 2012 documentary by Joshua Oppenheimer
August 5, 2026August 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Act of Killing: Alarming Insights Into Disturbed Psyches

Michael Shrieve's Drum Solo at Woodstock 1969
August 4, 2026August 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Michael Shrieve’s Drum Solo at Woodstock 1969 🌸πŸ₯πŸͺ»

The Cosmic Dunce a physics book about why planets are stupid
August 3, 2026August 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Cosmic Dunce: Great Books That Never Were πŸͺ

Moomintroll Winter's Warmth the video game
August 2, 2026August 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Moomintroll: Winter’s Warmth is a Charming Time of it, Mon β˜ƒοΈ

How Many Dudes the 2026 indie game
August 2, 2026August 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

How Many Dudes? Embrace the Indie Game Carnage 🦧

Children of Men the 2006 dystopian film by Alfonso CuarΓ³n
August 1, 2026August 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Children of Men: The Remarkable Modern Classic Dystopian Thriller

Employer's Guide to Headbutting at Work
July 31, 2026July 31, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Headbutting at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Cranium Usage

AI Love Letter Writing Bot 2.0
July 30, 2026July 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

AI Love Letter Writing Bot 2.0 πŸ’˜πŸ€– [Sponsored Post]

The Lobster the 2015 absurdist black comedy drama
July 29, 2026July 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Lobster: Black Comedy on Absurd Romantic Conformity πŸ’”

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