Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”
Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire
Skyrim Bugs: Some of the RPG Epic’s Best Stupid Moments
Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots
Penguin Isle: Cute Game Ruined by Microtransactions and Ads
The Big Journey: Twee Cat Romp With Tilt Controls
The Stone Roses and the Resurrection of British Pop by John Robb
Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”
The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza
White Bellbird: Salutations to the WORLD’S LOUDEST BIRD!!
Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation
Out Run: Sega’s Arcade Classic Lives On!
Another World: Amiga Cult Classic With a Lot of World In It
How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John W. Trimmer
Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)
The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”
Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade
Hey You, Pikachu! Innovative Pet Simulation Thing on the N64
Snowboard Kids: Cute Mario Kart Type Deal on Snow
God Save the Queen? By Johann Hari
Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special
15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title
47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056
Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”
Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link – Yep, It’s Too Difficult
Pilotwings: Showboating Mode 7 SNES Whoosh
What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe
Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)
