
Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.


Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Witness: Tense Neo-Noir Crime Drama With Harrison Ford

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

Murray Walker Tribute: F1’s Legendary Commentator

Orange: The Story of the Reddish-Yellow Colour

Roger Taylor: Queen’s Falsetto Sporting Drummer

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

ThunderCats: They’re on the Loose (Hear Them Bloody Roar)

Cats Walking: The Stealthy World of Direct Registering

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

Revisiting The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Link: The Faces of Evil—The Philips CD-i Zelda Disaster

BARKING by Lucy Sullivan

15 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Curd” Into the Title

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

40 Winks: Cancelled N64 Platformer Now on Steam

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla

Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter
