
Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.


Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy

Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

Lost in Translation: Konnichiwa! Let’s Visit Japan With Bill Murray

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger: Denryū Iraira Bō—The N64 Puzzle Game

Densha de Go! 64: Do You Like Trains On Your N64?!

Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist

Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

Saikyō Habu Shōgi: Japanese Chess N64 Launch Title Romp

64 Trump Collection: Alice no Waku Waku Trump World—Card Game on the N64

The Scourging Angel—The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

The Alto Collection: Addictive Endless Runner With Llamas

Him & Her: Cute & Simplistic Puzzler That’s a Challenge

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Glover: Unique N64 Platformer With a Glove

Blues Brothers 2000: Jazzy N64 Platformer Majigger

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

The Automatic Moving Company: 1912 Stop-Motion Jaunt
