Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Cliffhanger: Stallone’s Film About Climbing a Rock
Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”
Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace
Creaks: Graphic Adventure With a Big Underground Mansion
Sonic Mania: The Very Best Sonic Game Since the 1990s
Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!
Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty
Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Whips & Monkey Brains
How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)
Who Wants to be a Miserable Old Git? Great Shows That Never Were
Shiren the Wanderer 2: Demons! It’s the Japan-Only N64 RPG
Otogirisō: Curious SNES Visual Novel Romp
Grey: The History of an Underrated Dull Colour
Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat
Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]
Arachnophobia: Black Comedy With Spiders and Jeff Daniels
Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”
Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions
Killer Instinct: Rare’s Arcade & SNES Colossus is a Tough SOB
Jungle Strike: Shoot ‘Em Up With Helicopters & Death
Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury
Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases
Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: Tarantino’s Slow Burner Romp
Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave
Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese
Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto-hen: The Surreal SNES Beat ‘Em Up
Joust: History of the Ostrich-Based Arcade Co-Op Romp
Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report
Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly
Shoot You Down: Aiming at The Stone Roses’ Classic Track
Great White: The Strangely Dull Shark Survival Horror
Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”
Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?
Doshin the Giant: The 64DD’s Obscure God Simulation
