Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs
Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters
Shovel Knight: King of Cards—Farewell to the Indie Masterpiece!
Pikuniku: Cutesy Dystopian Nightmare of an Indie Gem
A Concise History of Art by Germain Bazin
The Secret Policeman’s Ball: “Will this wind, be so mighty?” & The End of the World
FAQs: How to Fall Asleep
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”
Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend
Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating
39 Days to Mars: Spiffing Space Steampunk Puzzler
Starman: Eye-Catching Puzzle Game in Space
Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)
Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”
Hitler: The Rise of Evil—Excellent Historical Mini-Series
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion’s AI is a Beautiful Thing
Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!
Enter the Gungeon: Riveting Bullet Hell Roguelike Fun!
Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer
Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics
Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life
Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”
Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!
Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars—A SNES Cult Classic
Joe & Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics—Generic Platformer for the SNES
Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra
Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”
Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama
