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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Death's Door the indie game
May 29, 2022May 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Death’s Door: Crow-Based Flappy Action-Adventure Frolic

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MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

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Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

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May 25, 2022June 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Best Worst Movie: Troll 2 Documentary on Excellent Badness

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

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May 23, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

Outer Wilds the indie game
May 22, 2022May 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Outer Wilds: Glorious Space Exploration With Marshmallows

Gibbon Beyond the Trees
May 22, 2022May 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gibbon: Beyond the Trees is Ape-Based Endless Runner Magic

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Down by the Seaside With Led Zeppelin’s Underrated Gem

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Waltz With Bashir the 2008 film
May 18, 2022May 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Waltz With Bashir: Brilliant Documentary on the Lebanon War

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May 17, 2022May 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

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May 16, 2022May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: “This is my boomstick!” Quote Off!

The best indie games of all time
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The 90 Best Indie Games of All Time (2022 Guide)

The best singing drummers who drum while singing
May 14, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Best Singing Drummers (who sing whilst playing the drums)

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Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

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Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Army of Darkness
May 11, 2022May 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: Ridiculous Fun With Boomsticks & Gore

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
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Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

Gilles Villeneuve in his Ferrari overalls
May 8, 2022May 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gilles Villeneuve Tribute to the F1 Legend

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

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May 6, 2022May 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

About the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

Evil Dead 2 - Dead by Dawn
May 4, 2022May 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Evil Dead 2: Surreal Comedy Horror With Chainsaws & Gore!

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Haiku, the Robot
May 1, 2022May 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku, the Robot is Glorious Mechanical Metroidvania Action

Tunic the indie game
May 1, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tunic: Instant Indie Game Classic in Fox-Based Adventure

She Bangs the Drums by The Stone Roses
April 30, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

She Bangs the Drums is Ecstatic Summer Pop From The Stone Roses

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

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Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

One Hour Photo the 2002 film
April 27, 2022April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

One Hour Photo: Robin Williams’ Brilliance in Tense Thriller

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Aliens: Fireteam Elite
April 24, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: Fireteam Elite: Golly Gosh! Xenomorphs Are Rude!

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