Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Super Mario Galaxy 2: Masterpiece of a Space Platformer Thing
Body Harvest: Obscure N64 Cult Classic From DMA Design
Schadenfreude: The Joy of Another’s Misfortune by Tiffany Watt Smith
TV Shows That Never Were: Glove Island (better than Love Island)
Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce
Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”
Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)
Bad Video Game Voice Acting: A Celebration (of sorts)
Pode: Super Cute Puzzler With Hand-Holding
The Twits by Roald Dahl
The Boring Post
Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape
Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”
Supraland: Charming Sandbox Adventure That’ll Make You Swoon
Pilotwings 64: Respecting the Airborne N64 Launch Title
Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!
Great Twist Endings That Never Were
The Real Chernobyl: In the Aftermath of a Hit TV Show
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”
Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword – Good Or Bad?
Space Station Silicon Valley: Sci-Fi Oddity For the N64
The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories
50 Fun Friday Facts
Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism
The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp
Great Musicians That Never Were: Yoko Bono
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”
Unravel Two: Super Charming 2D Yarn Along
