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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” 💇

An example of a witch in an office environment
March 31, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Witchcraft at Work: Managing a Sorceress in the Office 🧙‍♀️

Monument Valley 3
March 30, 2025March 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Monument Valley 3: Architectural Puzzles With Extra M. C. Escher 🏛️

Laya's Horizon
March 30, 2025March 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Laya’s Horizon: Relaxing Endless Flying Romp With Chill Factor 🪁

Adolescence the Netflix show
March 29, 2025March 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Adolescence: Hard-Hitting Drama on Toxic Masculinity Storms the World

Red Bull struggles with second driver in F1
March 28, 2025March 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Strange World of Red Bull Racing’s Driver Merry-Go-Round 🏎️

The Wild Robot film
March 26, 2025March 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Wild Robot: Heartfelt Adventure With Many Feels 🤖

The Maltese Falcon film with Humphrey Bogart
March 25, 2025March 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“The stuff that dreams are made of” Maltese Falcon Quote Off Extravaganza!

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition
March 23, 2025March 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition is a Gorgeous Oceanic Swim 🌊

Spiritfarer original soundtrack
March 23, 2025March 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Spiritfarer’s Beautiful Soundtrack 🌊

The Zone of Interest 2023 film
March 22, 2025March 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Zone of Interest: Modern Masterpiece on Mundanity and WWII Horrors

Formula for Success podcast
March 21, 2025March 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Formula for Success: Eddie Jordan F1 Tribute 🇮🇪🍺🐝

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic
March 20, 2025March 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic 🎹🪓 [Sponsored Post]

Sentimental Garbage the podcast
March 19, 2025March 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sentimental Garbage: Podcast Exploring Life’s Guilty Pleasures 🪩

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” 🔨

The Who at Cow Palace in 1973
March 17, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Curious Case of Keith Moon at the Cow Palace (1973) 💊🥁

Keep Driving the indie game
March 16, 2025March 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Keep Driving: Glorious Ode to 2000s in Car-Based RPG 🚗

Anger Foot the video game
March 16, 2025March 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Foot: Ultra-Violent FPS With Feet and Rage 🦶

Dream Scenario the Nic Cage film
March 15, 2025March 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Dream Scenario: Offbeat Comedy-Drama With a Terrific Nic Cage 😴

Bloody Wolf the run and game game
March 9, 2025March 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bloody Wolf: Retro Romp & Ode to Glorious Broken English 🔫

Pro Wrestling on the NES
March 9, 2025March 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Pro Wrestling: Because A WINNER IS YOU! 🙌

Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs 🤧

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

A Game About Digging a Hole
March 2, 2025March 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Game About Digging a Hole: Become a Slave to Glorious Reptition 🕳️

Balatro
March 2, 2025March 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Balatro: Addictive as All Hell Cards Romp 🃏

Hilma af Klint: Visionary artbook
March 1, 2025May 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hilma af Klint: Visionary 🟨

Conclave the political drama with Ralph Fiennes
February 26, 2025February 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Conclave: Tense Political Drama With an Epic Ralph Fiennes 📿

Employment law guide to Mosquitoes at Work
February 25, 2025February 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors 🦟

Wuv the sickeningly sweet pop band
February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History 💌💘💝💖💗

What Remains of Edith Finch
February 23, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

What Remains of Edith Finch: Ode to the Joys of Reading 📚

Kentucky Route Zero the adventure game
February 23, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Kentucky Route Zero: Clever, Thoughtful Magical Realist Trip 🐶

The joys of annoying AI with stupid prompt ideas
February 22, 2025February 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Annoying AI With Stupid Prompts 😐

Beyond the Forest the 1949 Bette Davis film
February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond the Forest: “What a Dump!” Quote Off Extravaganza! 🗑️🌳

Susan the Cat Food Appeal
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) 🐈‍⬛ [Sponsored Post]

Memoir of a Snail film by Adam Elliot
February 19, 2025March 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Memoir of a Snail: Moving Dark Tragicomedy on Misfit Life 🐌

Shotgun the Immigrashotgun Saga TV Show
February 18, 2025February 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun: Great TV Shows That Never Were 🔫

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬

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