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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The Last Unicorn 1982 animated film
January 29, 2025January 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Unicorn: Cult Classic Fantasy With Strange Horses 🦄

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” 😱

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks
January 27, 2025January 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks: Great Books That Never Were 🐔

Behind the Frame indie game
January 26, 2025January 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Behind the Frame: Point-and-Click With Artistic Sweeps 🖼️

BWIRDS the Playdate wordplay game
January 26, 2025January 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

BWIRDS: The Cute Playdate Spelling Game 🐦

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing
January 25, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing 🪙

Ordinary Unhappiness podcast
January 22, 2025January 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ordinary Unhappiness: Find Peace of Mind With a Psychoanalysis Podcast 😭

The Brietles a Beatles tribute band with brie
January 21, 2025January 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Brietles: Cheese-Based Beatles Tribute Band 🧀

Can porridge be fatal
January 20, 2025January 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Will hubby’s PORRIDGE ADDICTION end his life!?” 🥣

Nintendo Switch 2
January 19, 2025January 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Huzzah for the Nintendo Switch 2 Reveal 🎉🥳🎈

Itō Jakuchū's frog drawing
January 15, 2025February 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Itō Jakuchū and Drawing the Perfect Frog 🐸

The horror of a squeaky swivel chair at work
January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Squeaking Swivel Chairs in the Office (Employment Law Guide) 🪑

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” ☄️

UFO 50 the indie game
January 12, 2025January 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

UFO 50: Glorious Upgrade of the Notorious Action 52 Disaster 🎮

Action 52 the disastrous NES game
January 12, 2025January 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Action 52: The Joys of One of Gaming’s Great Disasters 🕹️

Abstract Expressionism by David Anfam
January 11, 2025February 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Abstract Expressionism by David Anfam 🎨

The Da Vinci Toad
January 10, 2025January 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Da Vinci Toad: Great Books That Never Were 🐸

Hire a Philosopher Enterprises Ltd.
January 9, 2025January 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hire a Philosopher Enterprises Ltd. 👨‍🎓 [Sponsored Post]

Hundreds of Beavers the slapstick comedy film
January 8, 2025January 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hundreds of Beavers: Interesting Slapstick Black and White Romp 🦫

Lonely hearts column men seeking women 2025
January 7, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💝

Lonely hearts column women seeking women 2025
January 6, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Women Seeking Men 👴💘

NAIAD the cosy indie game
January 5, 2025January 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

NAIAD: Dreamy Flow in Relaxing River Romp 🌊🧜‍♀️

Melatonin the rhythm sleep game
January 5, 2025January 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Melatonin: Sleepy Rhythm Game With Dreams 💤🛌🎼

The importance of having slippers
January 4, 2025January 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

On the Importance of Slippers (an ode to turning 40) 🥿

Cats and similarities with autism in humans
January 3, 2025January 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cats and Autistic Traits in Humans 🐈‍⬛♾️

Spirited Away's iconic train scene
January 2, 2025January 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spirited Away’s Iconic Train Scene 🚉

The Madness of King George film podcast
January 1, 2025January 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Podcast: The Madness of King George Tribute (30th Anniversary) 👑🇬🇧

Santa Claus having a party and letting it all hang out
December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Letting it All Hang Out Party 🥳🎅

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

Manifold Garden the puzzle game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Behold Manifold Garden’s Architectural Puzzler Might

Onde the relaxing indie game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Onde: The Sound-Surfing Chillout Platformer

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story documentary
December 28, 2024January 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story is Essential Viewing

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

The shotgun vacuum cleaner product for safety
December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun 🔫🧹 [Sponsored Post]

Professional Moron's 2024 shambles in review
December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review 🟡

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

Alien on Stage the documentary
December 23, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Alien on Stage: Uplifting Docu of Sci-Fi Classic (With Bus Drivers) 👽

Eliminator Boat Duel on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Eliminator Boat Duel: Machismo AHOY in Silly Fun Nes Romp 🚤

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