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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Lonely hearts column men seeking women 2025
January 7, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💝

Lonely hearts column women seeking women 2025
January 6, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Women Seeking Men 👴💘

NAIAD the cosy indie game
January 5, 2025January 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

NAIAD: Dreamy Flow in Relaxing River Romp 🌊🧜‍♀️

Melatonin the rhythm sleep game
January 5, 2025January 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Melatonin: Sleepy Rhythm Game With Dreams 💤🛌🎼

The importance of having slippers
January 4, 2025January 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

On the Importance of Slippers (an ode to turning 40) 🥿

Cats and similarities with autism in humans
January 3, 2025January 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cats and Autistic Traits in Humans 🐈‍⬛♾️

Spirited Away's iconic train scene
January 2, 2025January 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spirited Away’s Iconic Train Scene 🚉

The Madness of King George film podcast
January 1, 2025January 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Podcast: The Madness of King George Tribute (30th Anniversary) 👑🇬🇧

Santa Claus having a party and letting it all hang out
December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Letting it All Hang Out Party 🥳🎅

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

Manifold Garden the puzzle game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Behold Manifold Garden’s Architectural Puzzler Might

Onde the relaxing indie game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Onde: The Sound-Surfing Chillout Platformer

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story documentary
December 28, 2024January 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story is Essential Viewing

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

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December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun 🔫🧹 [Sponsored Post]

Professional Moron's 2024 shambles in review
December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review 🟡

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

Alien on Stage the documentary
December 23, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Alien on Stage: Uplifting Docu of Sci-Fi Classic (With Bus Drivers) 👽

Eliminator Boat Duel on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Eliminator Boat Duel: Machismo AHOY in Silly Fun Nes Romp 🚤

Devil World on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Devil World: Oddball First NES Effort From Shigeru Miyamoto 👿

Pompous editorial review of 2024
December 21, 2024December 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Editor’s Opinion: A Pompous and Rambling Review of 2024 🌍🌐🧀

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅

Tetris Forever the 40th anniversary tribute to Tetris
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Forever: Glorious Tribute to the Perfection of Tetris 🕹️

Tetris on the NES
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NES Tetris: Why It’s Still One of the Most Popular Puzzlers 🟨🟥🟧⬛

Orange and Yellow by Mark Rothko
December 14, 2024December 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mark Rothko: Ecstasy & Tragedy Told Through Abstract Stuff 🟨🟧

Christmas haiku poetry special
December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special 🎅🎄✍️

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December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈‍⬛🛏️

The Snow Con Man book
December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]

An F1 driver swearing in the car
December 4, 2024December 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA 🤬🏎️🤬

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑

Donkey Kong Land 2 on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land 2: More Bananas in Game Boy DKC Romp 🍌🍌

Donkey Kong Land on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land: DKC Stuffed Onto the Game Boy 🍌

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