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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Finding Solitude and Serenity in Video Games
November 10, 2024November 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Finding Solitude and Serenity in Video Games

Cats in Art - From Prehistoric to Neo-Pop Masterpieces by Alix Paré
November 9, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cats in Art by Alix Paré 🐱

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

The Age of Incense
November 4, 2024November 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Incense: Great Books That Never Were 🕯️

SCHiM the indie game
November 3, 2024November 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SCHiM: Frog-Based Relaxing Shadow Hopping Romp 🐸

The Spirit and the Mouse indie game
November 3, 2024November 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Spirit & the Mouse: Charming Puzzles and Fairy Tales 👻🐭

Santa Claus and a dog barking woof
November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅

MaXXXine the film with Mia Goth
October 30, 2024October 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MaXXXine: Divisive Closer for the X Trilogy 📼🛼📺☎️💿💾

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

We love video game water levels
October 27, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Why We Love Video Game Water Levels 🌊🪼

Zorya album by Floex
October 26, 2024October 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Zorya by Floex – More Ambient Music Excellence 🎧

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

Butter wine for the sophisticated oenophile
October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Wine: Now With Extra Butter 🧈🍷 [Sponsored Post]

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport
October 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport 🇯🇵🚅🔇

Santa Gets a Haircut
October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut 🎅💈

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

Neva the indie game
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Neva: Masterpiece of an Adventure With a Mighty Artistic Sweep 🐺

Wavetale the indie game
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wavetale: Excellent Oceanic Romp With Soothing Sounds 🌊

A Sunny Corner by Jessica Hayllar
October 19, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Sunny Corner: All Hail to Jessica Hayllar’s Sense of Tranquilty ☀️🌼

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

The Stolen Book Club where readers discuss stolen books
October 17, 2024October 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Stolen Book Club 📚 [Sponsored Post]

The joys of podcasts in bed
October 16, 2024October 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Falling Asleep to Podcasts 😴

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” 🛏️

An employee making a grievous error while visiting human resources
October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Role of Human Resources at Work (Dos and Don’ts) 👔

Echo The Oracle's Scroll the Playdate Metroidvania
October 13, 2024October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Echo: The Oracle’s Scroll – Chilled Out Diddy Metroidvania 📜

Bzzzt the platformer indie game
October 13, 2024October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bzzzt: Buzzing Arcade Platformer With Robots 🤖

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd.
October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd. 🥔🥗 [Sponsored Post]

Mars Attacks the 1996 Tim Burton film
October 9, 2024October 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars Attacks! Curious Oddball Sci-Fi Satire Romp🔴👽

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

Less Miserables the book
October 7, 2024October 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Less Miserables: Great Books That Never Were 😔

Bear & Breakfast
October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bear & Breakfast: The Cute and COSY Management Sim🐻

What the Car?
October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

WHAT THE CAR? Absurdly Fun Vehicle-Based Shenanigans 🚗❓

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

Katelyn Ohashi is Queen
October 4, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Awesomeness of Katelyn Ohashi 🤸👑

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo 🧴🪓 [Sponsored Post]

Primal season 1 the animated prehistoric show
October 2, 2024October 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Primal: Prehistoric Animation With Man and Dino 🦖🪨

Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

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