Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈⬛🛏️
The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥
Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]
Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA 🤬🏎️🤬
Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️
The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑
Donkey Kong Land 2: More Bananas in Game Boy DKC Romp 🍌🍌
Donkey Kong Land: DKC Stuffed Onto the Game Boy 🍌
MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary 🕹️🎄
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism 🎅
John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries 🍛💣 [Sponsored Post]
The Conversation: A Landmark Consideration on Privacy ☎️
Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳
War and Please: Great Books That Never Were 🪖
The Plucky Squire: Charming On/Off Page Storybook Adventure 🧚♀️
ODDADA: Funky Toybox Music Maker With Heart and Soul 🎼🎷
This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard 👊🎨⚔️
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅
The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence👨💼👩💼 [Sponsored Post]
The Holdovers: Bittersweet Cult Classic Xmas Comedy Drama ❄️
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥
NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈🥕
Mario Family: GBC Sewing Game With a Purpose (to sew) 🧵
Monkey Puncher: Bizarre GBC Romp With Boxing Primates🙉🥊
Tribute to Barbara Hepworth’s Striking Lithographs 🔴🟨⚫
Everybody Wants to Rule the World – Tears for Fears’ Iconic Track 🌎
Finding Solitude and Serenity in Video Games
Cats in Art by Alix Paré 🐱
Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻
The Age of Incense: Great Books That Never Were 🕯️
SCHiM: Frog-Based Relaxing Shadow Hopping Romp 🐸
The Spirit & the Mouse: Charming Puzzles and Fairy Tales 👻🐭
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅
MaXXXine: Divisive Closer for the X Trilogy 📼🛼📺☎️💿💾
Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴
