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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿฆจ

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿšฆ [Sponsored Post]

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿง

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

War and Peas the book
February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ’ฅ

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank the indie game
February 25, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank: Satirical Carnage in Bullet Hell ๐Ÿฆ

A Little to the Left indie game
February 25, 2024February 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Little to the Left: COSY GAME ALERT! PANIC! PANIC! โฌ…๏ธโš ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
February 24, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk

The Beer Bellies pop group
February 23, 2024February 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beer Bellies: Middle-Aged Power Ballad Group With Guts

The Cheese on Toast Museum
February 22, 2024February 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheese on Toast Museum ๐Ÿž๐Ÿง€ [Sponsored Post]

February 21, 2024February 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LATER LEVELS 24 HOUR CHARITY STREAM EXTRAVAGANZA (ZOMG!!) ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ•น๏ธ

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’Š

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees ๐Ÿšฌ

SEASON a letter to the future
February 18, 2024February 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SEASON: A letter to the future Offers Peaceful Gaming Fun โœ‰๏ธ

Tandem: A Tale of Shadows
February 18, 2024February 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tandem: A Tale of Shadows Offers Spooky Horror Shizzles ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Energy the Damo Suzuki documentary
February 17, 2024February 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Energy: A Documentary about Damo Suzuki (RIP Tribute to the Legend) ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave ๐Ÿ๏ธ

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column โค๏ธ

The One Hit Wonders pop band
February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The One Hit Wonders: Failing at the Hit Single Formula ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜™

Pizza Tower the game
February 11, 2024February 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Tower: The Fantastic Fun & Fast-Paced Platformer ๐Ÿ•

LOVE the platformer indie game
February 11, 2024February 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LOVE: Old-School Platformer is Total Atari Lovely

First Man the 2018 film
February 10, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

First Man: Riveting Account of NASA Landing on the Moon ๐ŸŒ’

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A fennec fox with a backdrop of the Moon
February 7, 2024February 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #5: Fennec the Fox Chooses the Moon ๐ŸŒ’๐ŸฆŠ

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office ๐Ÿฆ‡

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Neverhood point-and-click adventure game
February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Neverhood: An Obscure Claymation Point-and-Click Gem

Harvester the 1996 point-and-click game
February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harvester: Bizarre OTT Horror Romp That Set Out to Shock

Are all modern films rubbish? A podcast debate!
February 3, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #17: Are 99% of Modern Films Rubbish!? ๐ŸŽฅ

Philip Seymour Hoffman in Capote the film
February 2, 2024February 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Philip Seymour Hoffman Tribute (10 Years On)

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿพ

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Cosmic Collapse puzzle like game
January 28, 2024January 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cosmic Collapse: Puzzle Game With the Solar System ๐Ÿช๐ŸŒ•

Sail Forth the indie game
January 28, 2024January 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sail Forth: Solid Boating Romp With Wind Waker Vibes ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™€๏ธ

Updated book reviews to enjoy
January 27, 2024January 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Selection of Repurposed Book Reviews (Read Them, Dammit!) ๐Ÿ“š

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