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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” 🛋️

Singing lessons with Sam the sheep
January 25, 2024January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With Sam the Sheep 🐑 [Sponsored Post]

The Tinder Swindler documentary
January 24, 2024January 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Tinder Swindler: Jaw-Dropping True Crime Romance Documentary 💔

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
January 22, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Animal Crossing: New Horizons on the Nintendo Switch
January 21, 2024January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a Joyful Time of it 🏝️

Pikmin Bloom the smartphone game
January 21, 2024January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pikmin Bloom: Is It Bloomin’ Marvellous!? 🌸🏵️🌻

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith
January 20, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

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January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Dave Wants to Date: A Modern Love Story
January 17, 2024January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #3: Dave Wants to Date ❤️💌

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Game of Thrones logo
January 15, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game of Thrones: “Where are my dragons!?” Quote Off!

Elden Ring
January 14, 2024January 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elden Ring is One Tough SOB (for better or worse)

The Exit 8 indie game
January 14, 2024January 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Exit 8: Spot the Difference Horror in Japanese Metro 🚇Ⓜ️

The Boy and the Heron Studio Ghibli film
January 13, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Boy and the Heron: Emotional & Fantastical Coming of Age Tale

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony 😌

Fish beer, the beer with fish flavour that's brilliant
January 11, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Beer! The BEST Beer In Town! [Sponsored Post] 🐟🍻

Vampires Ordering Sandwiches short story
January 10, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #2: Vampires Ordering Sandwiches

Waiting for Dodos
January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Waiting for Dodos: Great Plays That Never Were

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

Bit. Trip ReRunner the indie game
January 7, 2024January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bit. Trip ReRunner: Brilliant Remake of a Funky Endless Runner 🎶

Gravity Circuit the 2D platformer
January 7, 2024April 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gravity Circuit: Frantic Platforming Madness Personified 🤖

Society of the Snow 2023 film
January 6, 2024January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Society of the Snow: Startling Take on 1972 Andes Plane Crash

The Bee Bees tribute act to The Bee Gees
January 5, 2024January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bee Bees: Buzzing Tribute Act to The Bee Gees 🐝🍯

Geezer Potion for real men seeking dates
January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

Fiddlesticks the Destroyer short story
January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #1: Fiddlesticks the Destroyer (extract) 🐹

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

Sticky Business the video game
December 31, 2023December 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sticky Business: Super Cute Sticker Making Ecommerce Sim 🐸

Refind Yourself the Personality Test Game
December 31, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Refind Yourself: The Personality Test Game That Diagnoses Players (bzzzt!) 🤖

Online hate for William Shakespeare's plays
December 30, 2023January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Online Hate for Shakespeare’s Plays ✍️

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Shoopastedorant is the Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE
December 28, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoopastedorant: Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE [Sponsored Post]

Galaxy Quest the 1999 comedy film
December 27, 2023December 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Galaxy Quest: Fun Parody on Star Trek… By Grabthar’s Hammer! 🔨

Boxing day blues at Christmas time
December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get the Boxing Day blues?!” 🔵

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster 💥

December 24, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Year in Review Extravaganza! (2023) 😀

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