Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖
Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
The Great Escape: WWII Epic With Steve McQueen on a Motorbike
Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Clogged Toilet” to the Title
The Office Idiot: How to Deal With Your Resident Halfwit
Frog Detective: The Entire Mystery Has Whodunnits and Laughs 🐸
Rollerdrome: Retrofuturistic Skating Shooter Thingy (Boom)
Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
Exclusive Santa Column: How to Bury Bad News ⛏🎅
The Worst Supermarket in the World [Sponsored Post]
Past Lives: In-Yun and Romantic Loss in Celine Song’s Debut
Agony Aunt: “What are good tips for writing romance novels?”
The Professional Moron Christmas Card Collection (2023) 🎄🎁✉️
A Highland Song: Stunning Hiking Across Scotland’s Mountains 🌅
Little Nightmares II: Horror Galore in Suspense Majigger
Carl Friedrich Seiffert and the Blue Grotto on Capri (1860) 🔵
Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮
Lord Rupertson III’s Pomposity Centre for Erudite Elucidation on Imperious Superciliousness Pertaining to High Societal Necessitations [Sponsored Post]
Tár: Thriller With Composed Political Considerations 🎵
The Blame Game at Work: How to Get Away With Errors
Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺
Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Absurd, Inspired, and Colossal Fun
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 6: The Last of the MK Waves 😭
Cœur de pirate’s Beautiful Child of Light Soundtrack
Santa Column: Christmas Panic Stations 🚨 (marmalade special)
Singing Lessons With a Giant Panda 🐼 [Sponsored Post]
American Hustle: Great Fun Black Comedy & Crime Caper
Tess of the d’Ubervilles: Great Novels That Never Were
Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁
Space Invaders: Iconic Shoot ’em up Arcade Unit Behemoth 👾
Arm Wrestling (video game): Nintendo’s Arcade Curiosity 💪
Owlboy Soundtrack: Tribute to Johnathan Geer’s Music 🦉
Exclusive Santa Column: The Roller Coaster of Doom 🎢
Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics [Sponsored Post]
You’re Wrong About (podcast): Listen to This & Enjoy it, Dammit!
T. Rex Real Sound Demonstration is Bloody Scary Stuff 🦖
