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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The drama of surface acting at work
November 20, 2023November 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surface Acting at Work: How Employees Blag it One

A Plague Tale: Requiem
November 19, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Plague Tale: Requiem Has More Rats & Majestic Medieval Music

Spirittea the indie game
November 19, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spirttea: Cosy Spirited Away Type Teaism Simulation

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams
November 18, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams

Kenneth the walrus' business masterclass tips
November 17, 2023November 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥

Pole vaulting classes and their health benefits
November 16, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pole Vaulting Beginner’s Classes!!! [Sponsored Post]

The Automat documentary film with Mel Brooks
November 15, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Automat: Mel Brooks & Coin-Operated Vending Machines

Goldfinger the James Bond film
November 14, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Quote Off!

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

Jusant the indie game by DON'T NOD
November 12, 2023November 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jusant: Excellent Rock Climbing Romp Has Many Peaks

Solar Ash the game
November 12, 2023November 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Solar Ash: Kinetic Sci-Fi Platforming Fun and Games

Shōgun by James Clavell
November 11, 2023April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shōgun by James Clavell

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd.
November 9, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
November 8, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On: Glorious & Poignant Stop-Motion Romp About Life

Are work interruptions good or bad?
November 7, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Interrupting at Work: Laws Regarding Work Interjections

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Yoshi's Island DS
November 5, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Island DS: Cute Platformer Falls Short of Greatness

Downtown Nekketsu March: Super-Awesome Field Day! on the NES
November 5, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Downtown Nekketsu March: Super-Awesome Field Day! (more NES fun!?!)

Joy Mech Fight on the NES
November 5, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Joy Mech Fight: The Most Advanced NES Game Ever!?

Hiroshi Yoshida's Sailing Boats from 1921
November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiroshi Yoshida: Stark Simplicity in Glorious Woodblock Art

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

Macho hot water bottles
November 2, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

THE MACHO HOT WATER BOTTLE COMPANY 🏋️ [SPONSORED POST]

The Lighthouse horror black comedy 2019 film with Willem Dafoe
November 1, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Lighthouse: Isolation & Madness in Awesome Horrorfest

Snow at work guide
October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Snowing at Work: Laws Regarding Late Employees Due to Snow

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

Donkey Kong Country intro screen
October 29, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Inspiring SNES Donkey Kong Country Trilogy (a gamer’s notes)

Donkey Kong Country soundtracks
October 29, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country Music: Melodic Vibes From the Iconic SNES Trilogy

October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Georgia O’Keeffe: Sunset on Long Island & Other Abstractions

Getting the builders out - Santa VS the builders
October 27, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd.
October 26, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

20 Feet From Stardom documentary
October 25, 2023October 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

20 Feet from Stardom: Punchy Look at Backing Singers & Success

An employee frothing a the mouth at work
October 24, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Frothing at the Mouth Employment Law Guide

Men farting in bed
October 23, 2023October 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend lets rip in bed dilemma!” 🛏️🦨

Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition
October 22, 2023October 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Guacamelee! Vibrant Mexican Metroidvania is the Shizz

Death Stranding the action game
October 22, 2023October 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Death Stranding: Bizarre Film/Game Hybrid is Quite Good

Berserker! An Autobiography by Adrian Edmondson
October 21, 2023April 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Berserker! By Adrian Edmondson

Ding dong merrily on plague (a Christmas black death outbreak)
October 20, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Plague Outbreak

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