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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A fed up looking older man
September 14, 2023September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Freelance Writing Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The French Connection film
September 13, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The French Connection: Gritty Cop Drama Still Has Grit

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

Sea of Stars RPG indie game
September 10, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sea of Stars: The Magnificent Homage to ’90s 16-Bit RPGs

Reus the God Game by Abbey Games
September 10, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Reus: Terraform a Planet With Cute Giant Monsters, Man

A Pictorial Guide to the Lakeland Fells by A. Wainwright
September 9, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Pictorial Guide to the Lakeland Fells: The Southern Fells by Alfred Wainwright

Santa's Christmas Rival
September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Business Rival (🎅⛄🎄)

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

Annie Hall the 1977 Woody Allen film
September 6, 2023September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Annie Hall: Woody Allen’s Take on the Absurdity of Love

The history of moules et frites
September 5, 2023September 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Moules et frites 🍲🍟

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

Venba the Indian food game
September 3, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Venba: Storybook Indian Food Cooking Game Goodness

The Wandering Village indie game
September 3, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Wandering Village: City-Builder on a Giant Moving Beast

Misery by Stephen King
September 2, 2023September 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Misery by Stephen King 🪓

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

SLAP! The online dating app about slapping jerk men
August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SLAP! The Dating App That Punishes Jerks [Sponsored Post]

Exorcist II: The Heretic
August 30, 2023August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exorcist II: The Heretic—Daft Sequel is Dull & Disappointing

Heinz-Harald Frentzen F1 return celebration
August 29, 2023August 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating the Return of F1 Ace Heinz-Harald Frentzen

A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom by Nintendo
August 27, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (is a masterpiece)

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom logo
August 27, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Tears of the Kingdom’s Spectacular Soundtrack

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
August 26, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (1979 novel) by Douglas Adams

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Subordinate Snooping: MONITOR STAFF NOW!!! ⚠️ [Sponsored Post]

Papillon the 1973 film with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman
August 23, 2023September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Papillon: Bleak Prison Drama With Notes on Solitude

Total Recall Uncut film with Schwarzenegger
August 22, 2023August 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “Consider that a divorce” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sheds album The Shed is Dead
August 21, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits

Machinarium by Amanita Design
August 20, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Machinarium: Steampunk Excellence in Robotic Romp

Dredge the indie game about horror and fishing
August 20, 2023August 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dredge: Peaceful Fishing Game (with LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR!)

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch
August 19, 2023October 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hieronymus Bosch and the Hellish Garden of Earthly Delights

A brief history of Jiaozi
August 18, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Jiaozi (餃子) 🇨🇳

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer
August 17, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer 🍮 [Sponsored Post]

The Exorcist by William Friedkin in 1973
August 16, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Exorcist: 50th Anniversary Retrospective & Friedkin Tribute

F1's best driver pianists
August 15, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Driver Pianists: Behold Motorsport’s Finest Piano Players

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Mr. Saitou the indie game
August 13, 2023August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Saitou: Super Cute Satire on Working Life (with llamaworms)

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