Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Anger Foot: Ultra-Violent FPS With Feet and Rage 🦶
Dream Scenario: Offbeat Comedy-Drama With a Terrific Nic Cage 😴
Bloody Wolf: Retro Romp & Ode to Glorious Broken English 🔫
Pro Wrestling: Because A WINNER IS YOU! 🙌
Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs 🤧
Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺
A Game About Digging a Hole: Become a Slave to Glorious Reptition 🕳️
Balatro: Addictive as All Hell Cards Romp 🃏
Hilma af Klint: Visionary 🟨
Conclave: Tense Political Drama With an Epic Ralph Fiennes 📿
Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors 🦟
Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History 💌💘💝💖💗
What Remains of Edith Finch: Ode to the Joys of Reading 📚
Kentucky Route Zero: Clever, Thoughtful Magical Realist Trip 🐶
The Joys of Annoying AI With Stupid Prompts 😐
Beyond the Forest: “What a Dump!” Quote Off Extravaganza! 🗑️🌳
Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) 🐈⬛ [Sponsored Post]
Memoir of a Snail: Moving Dark Tragicomedy on Misfit Life 🐌
Shotgun: Great TV Shows That Never Were 🔫
Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬
Mario Artist: 64DD Suite of Creative Gaming Curiosities 🎨🧑🎨🎭
Behind the Bastards: Podcast Unravelling History’s Greatest Tossers 🪓
Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages ☕
The Selfish Jeans: Great Books That Never Were 👖
Minishoot Adventures: Marvellous Bullet Hell Exploration Romp 🔫
Gunbrella: Crunchy Umbrella-Based Neo-Noir Romp ☂️
The Tiger Who Came to Tea by Judith Kerr 🐅🍵🫖
Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖
No-Karting: The Least Fun Motorsport Venue on Earth 🏎️ [Sponsored Post]
Mandy: Fun Daft Comedy From Philomena Cunk Star 🚬
A Brief History of Thyme: Great Books That Never Were 🌿
Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲
Bible Adventures: Curious NES Adaptation of the Old Testament 🧾
Silver Surfer: Surf’s Up, Dudes, in this Nightmare of Difficulty 🏄
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Short Stories by Tim Burton ⚫
ISO 3103: The Scientific Standard for Brewing Tea ☕🍵
