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Category: Great Books That Never Were

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were 🌍

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

£19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

£19.84: Great Books That Never Were 💸

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

March 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion, the Witch, and the Disco Light Strobe: Great Books That Never Were 🦁🧙🪩

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were 🩴

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were 🕷️🕸️🛜

War and Peas the book
February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were 🫛💥

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were 💊

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were 🌬️🍃💨

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

Waiting for Dodos
January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Waiting for Dodos: Great Plays That Never Were

Tess of the d'Ubervilles
November 28, 2023November 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tess of the d’Ubervilles: Great Novels That Never Were

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

100 Years of Being Sued
September 26, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

100 Years of Being Sued: Great Books That Never Were

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

The Great Gutsby the novel
August 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Gutsby: Great Books That Never Were

Crime and Plushies the famous book
June 27, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Crime and Plushies: Great Books That Never Were

Moby-Duck; or, The Mallard book
June 20, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Moby-Duck; or, The Mallard: Great Books That Never Were

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