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Category: Special Features

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” 🥫

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

The Santa Documentary
September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) 📽️

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men 👨‍🦲💘

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💘

A beautiful bouquet of flowers
September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers 💐

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

Santa Claus suffering from tennis elbow
September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾

A bald human male afraid of a lightbulb
September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband always leaves lights on in the house!” 💡

Prisencolinensinainciusol the single by Adriano Celentano
September 6, 2025September 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

1972 Hit Prisencolinensinainciusol is Groovy Gibberish 🕺

THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! With crazy Santa Claus
September 5, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! 🎅

Confusion at work with perplexed looking employees
September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Confusion at Work: Employment Law Business Bewilderment Guide 🤔

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” 📺

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” 🐶

Microsoft Paint the graphics editor
August 17, 2025August 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Simplistic Joys of Microsoft Paint 🎨

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con 💘🤬💘

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” 🍴

A brief history of the Snakes and Ladders board game
August 10, 2025August 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Snakes and Ladders: History and Absorbing Markov Chains Galore 🐍🪜

Damon Hill documentary 2025
August 6, 2025August 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hill: Family Trauma and Elite Sport Psychology in F1 Documentary 🏎️

Paul Simon's The Boy in the Bubble single
August 2, 2025August 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on David Vetter – The Bubble Boy

How kids can handle strict parents
July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Mummy and daddy are VERY STRICT what do I do!?” 😡

There is no blog post today
July 25, 2025July 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

There is no blog post today

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

Cats on video calls at work business guide
July 18, 2025July 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats on Video Calls at Work Employment Law Guide 🐈‍⬛

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

The great indoor vs outdoor cat debate
July 9, 2025July 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Indoor vs Outdoor Cat Debate 🐱

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Nico Hulkenberg scores his first podium
July 7, 2025July 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Nico Hulkenberg’s 239 Race Odyssey for a Podium 🥉

Why do cats love cardboard boxes?
July 5, 2025July 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Love Cardboard Boxes? 📦

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

Do women find nose hair attractive?
June 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do women find nose hair attractive?” 🥸

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” 🤖

Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide 🍝

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” 🍻

The International Extreme Jigsaw Competition 2025
May 29, 2025May 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The International Extreme Jigsaw Competition 2025 🧩 [Sponsored Post]

Summer Day on the River by Yetch Studio
May 28, 2025June 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Summer Day on the River Jigsaw by Simone Giertz 🏖️

The terror of NES duck hunt addiction
May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I play NES Duck Hunt 20 hours a day… HELP!” 🦆

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