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Birthday Heist on the Hillside Yetch jigsaw puzzle
November 26, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Glory to the Birthday Heist on the Hillside Jigsaw ๐Ÿงฉ๐ŸŽ‚

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” ๐Ÿ…

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Tribute to Mani of The Stone Roses
November 20, 2025November 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mani of The Stone Roses Tribute ๐Ÿ‹

Femke Bol and the art of winning from behind
November 18, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Femke Bol and the Art of Winning From Behind ๐Ÿฅ‡

Day 3 of Hyper Japan in Manchester
November 17, 2025November 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Konnichiwa to Hyper Japan in Manchester ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽด๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅข

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ’

The joys of tiger parenting
November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” ๐Ÿฏ

Crazy Santa and 500 tonnes of champagne
November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne ๐Ÿพ

Welcome to Bonfire Night and the history of Guy Fawkes
November 5, 2025November 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Guy Fawkes Night From an English Person ๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿงจ

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” ๐Ÿง„

Santa's AI Girlfriend
October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* ๐Ÿฅฐ

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England's public transport system)
October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) ๐Ÿ’‚

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

The Santa Factory Gets a Spring Clean
October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean ๐Ÿงผ

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish ๐ŸŸ

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” ๐Ÿšช

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas ๐ŸŸ

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” ๐Ÿฅซ

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” ๐Ÿฅซ

The Santa Documentary
September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

A beautiful bouquet of flowers
September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers ๐Ÿ’

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Santa Claus suffering from tennis elbow
September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day ๐ŸŽพ

A bald human male afraid of a lightbulb
September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband always leaves lights on in the house!” ๐Ÿ’ก

Prisencolinensinainciusol the single by Adriano Celentano
September 6, 2025September 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

1972 Hit Prisencolinensinainciusol is Groovy Gibberish ๐Ÿ•บ

THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! With crazy Santa Claus
September 5, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! ๐ŸŽ…

Confusion at work with perplexed looking employees
September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Confusion at Work: Employment Law Business Bewilderment Guide ๐Ÿค”

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” ๐Ÿ“บ

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” ๐Ÿถ

Microsoft Paint the graphics editor
August 17, 2025August 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Simplistic Joys of Microsoft Paint ๐ŸŽจ

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’˜

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” ๐Ÿด

A brief history of the Snakes and Ladders board game
August 10, 2025August 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Snakes and Ladders: History and Absorbing Markov Chains Galore ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชœ

Damon Hill documentary 2025
August 6, 2025August 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hill: Family Trauma and Elite Sport Psychology in F1 Documentary ๐ŸŽ๏ธ

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